Hertfordshire Lanes?????

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
Well,

*Bournemouth, for a start....................can't be ****ed to start with your lack of capital letters and appaling punctuation, you ****ing heathen.

Grippa you ****head... surely heathen in this context deserves a capital "H"???

Never mind the "F" in ****ing!

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

Ryder said:
They gets better the less I can see the page! ( i do admit though... I had a little check back through the threat to make sure I wasn't beiong unfair... afetr all ... an asshole doesn't always know he's an asshole...

It's like the story of the body...

The mouth decided he was the boss and decided to stop eatin...

The kidney decided he was the boss and decided to stop functioning...

The arse decided he was the bos and decided to stop ****ting...

The stomach got hungry,

The bladder got full...

BUT

The body cavity got full of **** while the blood system started to poison itself.... eventually the other parts of the body said

"OK, Arse... you're the boss!"

Which only goes to show

If you want to be the boss... you only got to spout **** or be called and arse (or a big-un) and EVERYONE's gotta take notice...

Boom, tish!

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

Ryder said:
Grippa you ****head... surely heathen in this context deserves a capital "H"???

Never mind the "F" in ****ing!

Mmmm, reckon a capital 'H' would, on this occasion, be extending marginally too much respect to one so prone to the systematic abuse of the English langwidge.

carpy · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
Well,

*Bournemouth, for a start....................can't be ****ed to start with your lack of capital letters and appaling punctuation, you ****ing heathen.

bournemouth was a case of missing out a letter not a spelling mistake.

in contrast dear grippa; its spelt appalling

and yes, i don't tend to bother with punctuation when it is at the end of a sentence, or capital letters, because it's a forum.

not half as appaLLing as text speak, or spelling mind is it

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
Well,

*Bournemouth, for a start....................can't be ****ed to start with your lack of capital letters and appaling punctuation, you ****ing heathen.

Oh yes and...

Inconsiderate; ungratefull ****... Carpy fed yer when you came up to us.... the least you can do is afford him the grace of a couple of lower case letters!

AND NOT FRENCH LETTERS... in cse you was forming yer reply!

Besides which

I've been to Bournemouth... Just exactly what is there in aforementioned town that deserves a capital letter?

The sea? Old people? Tides? Tramps? Lanes? Sites? ****stained sheets? Used condoms in the side streets? Political rallies? come on help me out here!!!! LOL

Series71 · Apr 9, 2010

ryder yer avin a girlie argument

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

Ryder said:
Oh yes and...

Inconsiderate; ungratefull ****... Carpy fed yer when you came up to us.... the least you can do is afford him the grace of a couple of lower case letters!

AND NOT FRENCH LETTERS... in cse you was forming yer reply!

Besides which

I've been to Bournemouth... Just exactly what is there in aforementioned town that deserves a capital letter?

The sea? Old people? Tides? Tramps? Lanes? Sites? ****stained sheets? Used condoms in the side streets? Political rallies? come on help me out here!!!! LOL

Oi, yer **** head. I used to live in Bournemouth.

I wuz ****ing proud of my ****stained sheets.

Took me ****ing years to get 'em that crusty.

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Ain't it great to have Grippa back around? Jeez can you imagine???? if he were't here making us laugh

He migh be makin babies!

NOW THAT would be scary!

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

carpy said:
in contrast dear grippa; its spelt appalling

**** off, I'm ****ed.

carpy · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
**** off, I'm ****ed.

so, dear chap am I. just arrived in from one pub having had a number of pints, and just about to head out to another.

excuses excuses, think you should just man up to be honest

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

Ryder said:
He might be makin babies!
NOW THAT would be scary!

Nah, made a couple, but apparently now they call it 'rape'!

I ask yer, it's political correctness gorn MAAAAD!

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Series71 said:
ryder yer avin a girlie argument

Now ya see series71 this is a manly argument... why? 'cos I arunuin' with no one but meself... which, while sad, is better than arguin' at home!

No one else here got an argument with anythin'I said!

Fo jesus sake man! Come up with somethin' or this is gonna be one hell of a boring night!

carpy · Apr 9, 2010

wonder what grippas kids first words would be

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
Nah, made a couple, but apparently now they call it 'rape'!

I ask yer, it's political correctness gorn MAAAAD!

Gripp yer failin old fart!

When its more than one it's called "GRAPE", since there might be a bunch!

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

carpy said:
wonder what grippas kids first words would be

"Fookin 'ell these beans are cold"

"Darling you never spoke before!"

"Naaah but you always cooked the ****ers right then!!!!"

Grippa · Apr 9, 2010

carpy said:
wonder what grippas kids first words would be

I can tell you what they were.........well, one wuz 'that'..............t'other one we're eagerly awaiting for.

Probably the same. It's rather disappointing though compared to the 'bollox', '****' or 'cash' that you hope for when you start these things.

Spyderman · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
Oi, yer **** head. I used to live in Bournemouth.

I didn't think anybody left Bournmouth unless it was in a wooden box

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Why is Series71 in RED on me watchers list? Is it 'cos his opinions are most communist?

Ryder · Apr 9, 2010

Grippa said:
I can tell you what they were.........well, one wuz 'that'..............t'other one we're eagerly awaiting for.

Probably the same. It's rather disappointing though compared to the 'bollox', '****' or 'cash' that you hope for when you start these things.

Surely "I'll eat this **** if you give me fiver"

Would indicate the prospect of a more profitable retirement?

carpy · Apr 9, 2010

that cünt perhaps?

ere ryder, whats with your whoring tonight?

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