flippy's slitty eyed moaning shed

yu mite have seen this one before - but here goes....

Range Rover Lament, or the Wallet-Drainer Tango
(sung to the tune of "I'm Lookin' Over A Four-Leaf Clover")
By A.J. Richer, Richard F. Joltes, and K.F. Leonard
I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
One wing mount's rotten, the other is gone,
The Gearbox is pieces all over the lawn.
The frame mounts from under my poor Range Rover are rotted and will hold no more.
So I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover that I overworked before! I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
His engine, it chatters, and really leaks oil, The coolant is missing, because it has boiled.
The tie rod remaining, is really straining, Can't hold him on the road no more.
So I'm working over, my poor Range Rover That I overworked before!
I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
The shakes and the shimmies, and lots of loud creakers
Can't be drowned out even with bigger speakahs
There's no bloody use in sound insulation Won't hear it over that loud roar.
So I'm workin' over, my poor Range Rover That I overworked before! I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
The wiring is burning, the tyres are flat, The tailpipe is dragging it looks like a rat!
The rust falling off of my poor Range Rover Is piling up outside my door!
So I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before! I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
His muffler is shattered, it really sounds bad. A new carburettor is not to be had.
The fuel system's leaking, the whole rig's creaking, Can't get 'er up the hill no more!
So i'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before! I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
The sunroof is leaking, the windows are too The inside is grungy and full of mildew The carpets are moldy, no golden oldie The seat cushions are no more!
So I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before!
I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
The windscreen is shattered, the wipers are gone, Both mirrors are hanging held by an old thong.
It's hot and it's dusty, the tailgate's rusty,
The mileage is really poor! So I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before!
I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before.
The chassis' a pretzel, it's twisted and torn
Tranny's wailing, ball bearings are worn.
When I crawl from under, I'm apt to chunder, My wallet can't take no more!
So I'm workin' over my poor Range Rover That I overworked before!

As I walk along I wonder a-what went wrong
With my car a car that was so strong
And as I still walk on, I think of the things we've done
Together, a-while yer engine still run

I'm a-walkin' in the rain
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain
Wishin' you were a discovery
To end this misery
And I wonder
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Ah-why-why-why-why-why you broke down
And I wonder if she will stay
My little gaylander, gay-gay-gay-gaylander

------ Musitron solo ------

I'm a-walkin' in the rain
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain
Wishin' you were a defender
To end this misery
And I wonder
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Ah-why-why-why-why-why you broke down
And I wonder if she will stay
My little gaylander, gay-gay-gay-gay-lander
a-gay-gay-gay-gay-gaylander

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we cud be setting a whole new trend in popular music!

am just digging out me rolf harris stylophone as we speak

slob said:

am just digging out me rolf harris stylophone as we speak

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Ah, Time me cam guru - down sport, time me cam guru down

is that ALL take5 - gotta be at least 2 stanzas!

too late..yer just lucky this forum dunt got sound

hi ya Mondeo - seen ya song yet?

The Mad Hat Man said:

hi ya Mondeo - seen ya song yet?

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Aint you got a Datsun to polish or summat

Biography:
55 (currently) married, 2 kids, 3 grandkids, one cat and not enough time.

blurry heck, Mondeo - why yu written down MY biography? its SCARY

eyop flop!

busy day mate?

yup - slob has bin wastin my time on ere all day.

ello Widget

The Mad Hat Man said:

yup - slob has bin wastin my time on ere all day.

ello Widget

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parp!! ye can't blame me

i've bin busy

slob said:

$arp!! ye can't blame

i've bin busy

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Yeh! I ferkin noticed

The Mad Hat Man said:

is that ALL take5 - gotta be at least 2 stanzas!

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Hello flop. Now stop getting all x-cited about Datsun Stanzas.

oh!

and I woz full of respect for ya before that = i fort ya knew ya stuff!

eh?

The Mad Hat Man said:

acky! acky! Slobs bin usin naughty words agin!

have yu noticed how Widgy is sculkin' around the threads - all quiet like?

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NO, not at all, Slob only answered on my PM'd request what "ffs" means, he was gentle enough to put it in a post just in case others had the same question in mind ??