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we have to use ffs cos we can't say 'fer ****s sake' anymoreThe Mad Hat Man said:
flippy's slitty eyed moaning shed
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acky! acky! Slobs bin usin naughty words agin!
have yu noticed how Widgy is sculkin' around the threads - all quiet like?
have yu noticed how Widgy is sculkin' around the threads - all quiet like?
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ah was not! ah was using it in an informative way designed to show that the use of the typed word in varying orders can offend some whereas the same or other letters arrranged differently can offend others. so i think that given it was used in an edjakashunal way it is allowable.
you see some people find the use of FFS,LOL and like offensive and others find the use of f u c k offensive. Is it still offensive if it is actually nothing more than four letters with a space between them?
anyway ttfa igtgds
you see some people find the use of FFS,LOL and like offensive and others find the use of f u c k offensive. Is it still offensive if it is actually nothing more than four letters with a space between them?
anyway ttfa igtgds
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thank yu, snot. I am now much wiser than before
maybe i aught to put this on the "Ask Slob" thread?
maybe i aught to put this on the "Ask Slob" thread?
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aye go on then
reet away to spend some ill gotten money
reet away to spend some ill gotten money
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money?
MONEY?
MONEY?
MONEY?
I suddenly come over all faint
MONEY?
MONEY?
MONEY?
I suddenly come over all faint
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ewww! glad i'm not faint!
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so am I.
and Stownrow
and Stownrow
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Heh Snot - just found this song for Mondeo....
Funny, but it's true
What no VCU can do
Since yu've been away
I have missed you more each day
Driving back to happiness, woopah oh yeah yeah
Said goodbye to garages, woopah oh yeah yeah
I never knew that I'd miss you
Now I know what I must do
Driving back to happiness
I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Making up for things I said, woopah oh yeah yeah
And mistakes to which they led, woopah oh yeah yeah
I shouldn't have gone astray
So I'm driving back today
Driving to the VCU I threw away
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving back to happiness with you
Said farewell to garages I knew
Laid aside foolish pride
Learnt the truth from tears I cried
Spread the news I'm on my way, woopah oh yeah yeah
All my cars have blown away, woopah oh yeah yeah
I'm bringing you love so true
Cuz that's what I owe to you
Driving back to happiness I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving back to happiness with you
Said farewell to gaages I knew
Laid aside foolish pride
Learnt the truth from tears I cried
Spread the news I'm on my way, woopah oh yeah yeah
All my VCU's have blown away, woopah oh yeah yeah
I'm bringing you work so true
Cuz that's what I owe to you
Driving back to happiness I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving backwards to happiness again
Driving backwards to happiness again
(with apologies to Helen Shapiro)
Funny, but it's true
What no VCU can do
Since yu've been away
I have missed you more each day
Driving back to happiness, woopah oh yeah yeah
Said goodbye to garages, woopah oh yeah yeah
I never knew that I'd miss you
Now I know what I must do
Driving back to happiness
I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Making up for things I said, woopah oh yeah yeah
And mistakes to which they led, woopah oh yeah yeah
I shouldn't have gone astray
So I'm driving back today
Driving to the VCU I threw away
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving back to happiness with you
Said farewell to garages I knew
Laid aside foolish pride
Learnt the truth from tears I cried
Spread the news I'm on my way, woopah oh yeah yeah
All my cars have blown away, woopah oh yeah yeah
I'm bringing you love so true
Cuz that's what I owe to you
Driving back to happiness I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving back to happiness with you
Said farewell to gaages I knew
Laid aside foolish pride
Learnt the truth from tears I cried
Spread the news I'm on my way, woopah oh yeah yeah
All my VCU's have blown away, woopah oh yeah yeah
I'm bringing you work so true
Cuz that's what I owe to you
Driving back to happiness I shared with you
(Yay, yay, yay, yay ba dum be do)
Driving backwards to happiness again
Driving backwards to happiness again
(with apologies to Helen Shapiro)
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daft's song to the buyer of his gaylander
My tears aren't fallin' 'cause you've taken her away
And though it really hurts me so, there's something that I've got to say
Take good care of my baby
Please don't ever take her orf road
Just tell her that you love her
Make sure that your thinking of her
In everything that you say and do
Take good care of my baby
Now don't you ever refuse to buy
Just let your money surround her
sign cheques all around her
Don't let her see you hang yer head and cry
Once upon a time
That gaylander was mine
If I'd been truthfull, I know she'd never be with you
So, Take good care of my baby
Be just as kind as you can be
And if you should discover
That you don't really love her
please don't send my baby back home to me
Well, Take good care of my baby
Be just as kind as you can be
And if you should discover
That you don't really love her
please don't my baby back home to me
Ah, take good care of my baby
Well, take good care of my baby
Just, take good care of my baby
Oh, take good care of my baby
My tears aren't fallin' 'cause you've taken her away
And though it really hurts me so, there's something that I've got to say
Take good care of my baby
Please don't ever take her orf road
Just tell her that you love her
Make sure that your thinking of her
In everything that you say and do
Take good care of my baby
Now don't you ever refuse to buy
Just let your money surround her
sign cheques all around her
Don't let her see you hang yer head and cry
Once upon a time
That gaylander was mine
If I'd been truthfull, I know she'd never be with you
So, Take good care of my baby
Be just as kind as you can be
And if you should discover
That you don't really love her
please don't send my baby back home to me
Well, Take good care of my baby
Be just as kind as you can be
And if you should discover
That you don't really love her
please don't my baby back home to me
Ah, take good care of my baby
Well, take good care of my baby
Just, take good care of my baby
Oh, take good care of my baby
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Some people got too much time...AAAhhhccchhhooo!!!! nuts...
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well someones got to be a fat lazy bastid
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ah Snot! yu makin me cry! - yu sum it up so well!
I didnt know yu had this soft, sensitive side!
I didnt know yu had this soft, sensitive side!
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aye ma shrink says i have to get in touch wiff ma femine side..
ah said "what?"
he said " ma femine side"
so ah hooked him one
ah said "what?"
he said " ma femine side"
so ah hooked him one
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if ya hed a feminine side - yud nevva have time to be on the forum - wud ya?
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The Mad Hat Man said:
Me? Surely not. If I'd been skulkin i'd have seen this earlier.
Afternoon flop fwiw lol mya xtl
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tooo right ah be tellin ma self i had a headache or that i'd just had me hair done.
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wot about this for yu, Slob?....
I got bitches all in my game that don't even know my name
then pump your brakes, you hoes
Biotch!
You could talk all day behind my back, but wont say **** in my face
then pump your brakes, you hoes
curtesy snoop doggy dog
I got bitches all in my game that don't even know my name
then pump your brakes, you hoes
Biotch!
You could talk all day behind my back, but wont say **** in my face
then pump your brakes, you hoes
curtesy snoop doggy dog
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nah ! din't like that 'scoop dog poop' bloke
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what about
Each time we have a holiday
It almost breaks my heart
'Cos I am so afraid
That i wont be able to start
Each night I ask the stars
The stars up above
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
One day I feel so happy
Next day I feel so sad
I guess I'll learn to take
The good with the bad
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
I cried a tear (I cried a tear)
For nobody but me (Nobody but me)
I'll be the muddy one if you should say go through
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye
I'll still go on loving you
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
I cried a tear (I cried a tear)
For nobody but me(For nobody but me)
I'll be the muddy one if you should say go through
Yeah
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye
I'll still go on loving you
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
(tell me why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
[repeat last line to finish]
Each time we have a holiday
It almost breaks my heart
'Cos I am so afraid
That i wont be able to start
Each night I ask the stars
The stars up above
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
One day I feel so happy
Next day I feel so sad
I guess I'll learn to take
The good with the bad
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
I cried a tear (I cried a tear)
For nobody but me (Nobody but me)
I'll be the muddy one if you should say go through
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye
I'll still go on loving you
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
I cried a tear (I cried a tear)
For nobody but me(For nobody but me)
I'll be the muddy one if you should say go through
Yeah
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye
I'll still go on loving you
Each night I ask the stars up above
(I ask them why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
(tell me why)
Why must I be a gaylander in mud
[repeat last line to finish]
