british brains

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yella disco said:
the two words GREAT and CORNISH do not go together. everyone knows that cornwall is only in england cos the welsh realised it was a worthless ****ehole and gave it tto the english ;)
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they do if you put '****' after them
 
A Cornish miner fell down a tin mine shaft. His fellow miners called down the shaft to him, "Ess anythin' brokun?".
"Naw", he replied, "there's nawthen down 'ere but a few rocks".
 
Farmer to his wife,"When I parssed the barn Fred 'ad 'anged iself from a beam".
"Did 'ee cut'n down?" said the wife.
"No 'ee wad'n dead yet." said the farmer.


Joe: "Good hevening, Dicky, 'ow be 'ee,then? I just cum 'ere to ax 'bout that spaade yew borried las' week."
Dicky: "Aw dear, I lent 'un to Sam, iss I did. Were 'ee wantin' un?"
Joe: "No, 'tesn't fer meself. 'Tes the man I got 'un from 'oo tells me the bloke it b'long to want'un back!"

Said one Cornish bed-and-breakfast farmer to another,"I'll tell 'e, I'll be glad when they furriners stop cummin' fer the Summer. Then I can shave meself and taake me trouser bottoms out o' me boots."
 
Went shooting with Jethro last season - none of us could hit a thing cos we were too busy laughing.
Shame I've got a head like a sieve and can't remember any of the stories, but they're not one's you'll hear on his DVDs!
 
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