Ask Any Old Git (ceptin fer lord slob)

slob · Nov 10, 2007

neither its cos yer a tnuc

yella · Nov 10, 2007

but i can use me old uns like a beijing local

slob · Nov 10, 2007

well use yer old fookers and stop bovvering me, am busy yer ****

yella · Nov 10, 2007

ffs yer unelpful ****, this is supposed ter be your fred fer elpin us unfortunates

slob · Nov 10, 2007

does it say "slob's helpful fred"? ah think fooking not!!
its says 'ask slob' so yer asked and yer gort a answer if yer dint like yer can always ask dk17

slob · Nov 10, 2007

or paulb

HybridGirl · Nov 10, 2007

Dear Slob,

Wots the difference between famous and infamous?

Lots of love,

HB XXXXXXXX

yella · Nov 10, 2007

how about flammable and inflammable

slob · Nov 10, 2007

HybridGirl said:
Dear Slob,

Wots the difference between famous and infamous?

Lots of love,

HB XXXXXXXX

famous is someone they lots of folk know or at least know about.. say fer instance Dannii.
now infamous is what ad like to be

slob · Nov 10, 2007

yella said:
how about flammable and inflammable

flammable is a wurd and inflammable is also a wurd ceptin its gort 'in' infront orf it

iannotts · Nov 10, 2007

Ok slob,

Why did my ****part headgasket go on the bottom of number 3 cylinder in to a water chamber on my 1991 discovery after 15000 miles?

One very ****ed off Ian.

You said you liked details

I didn't mention I got it from PADDOCKS!!!!!

slob · Nov 10, 2007

wur shut fer the night

iannotts · Nov 10, 2007

when you next open

Cabbie · Nov 11, 2007

Sir Slob, you answered the woodchuck question with such clarity that I fewel impelled to ask this one: How much ol cold a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil.
The answer to this has eluded me for very many years and I would be grateful for a detailed explanation.

G-man · Nov 11, 2007

may i field this one slob? 3.16523859pints

Cabbie · Nov 11, 2007

What equation did you use G-man. That must be a very big gumboil so it must have been in a very big gob!

G-man · Nov 11, 2007

Cherie Blair total gob space = aircraft hanger so by comparison the gumboil is tiny

slob · Nov 11, 2007

Cabbie said:
Sir Slob, you answered the woodchuck question with such clarity that I fewel impelled to ask this one: How much ol cold a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil.
The answer to this has eluded me for very many years and I would be grateful for a detailed explanation.

unfortunately as yer question isn't writed in either english nor LZ speak ah canny answer it.

having sed that i did search me memory banks and i could not come up with a substance called 'ol cold' neither in gas,liquid nor solid form.
so i fear yer question may remain unanswered until some one discovers 'ol cold'

yella · Nov 11, 2007

i think ol cold is a bout of influenza that someone has had for a while, ie:ive had this ol cold fer ages now.

hope this helps lord slob

slob · Nov 11, 2007

not really as a cold is what yer might call a virus and though yer may be able to heat it up i really don't think you can boil it, in the true sense of the wurd.

course yer could boil the produce of yer 'ol cold' but then why dint he just ask about boiling snot

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