Another amusing Ebay ad

Brown · Dec 11, 2013

Just spotted this person selling a Land Rover which 'has never failed to let him down'. I'm not sure that's quite what he means given the premium price he's charging.
Land Rover Defender TD5 Twisted Performance Special edition | eBay

Grimmer · Dec 11, 2013

"no animals have ruined her no scratches, hair or smells ect."

Dunt he have a pig then

, thats a bit strange for a start:scratching_chin::scratching_chin::scratching_chin:

Kwakerman · Dec 11, 2013

'Has never failed to let him down', a double negative there, break that sentence down and it actually says that it has failed him on every use!

wack61 · Dec 11, 2013

Spent £30-40k on it

That's some depreciation , you'd think he'd be able to sell the diamonds encrusted in it to get it to 40k

Tazz070299 · Dec 11, 2013

All that off road gear fitted and it has done little to no off roading.

This guy probably wears a condom all day on the off chance of getting laid!

robint · Dec 11, 2013

Tazz070299 said:
This guy probably wears a condom all day

strange that i was going to call him a cock aswell

jacksta · Dec 11, 2013

" -Transfer box (so more fuel efficient) " copied from listing.

I was wondering, can some one on here point me in the right direction to get a transfer box for my 130, anything to increase efficiency would be welcome, or do I have to go to TP?

Bromsgrove Defender · Dec 11, 2013

jacksta said:
" -Transfer box (so more fuel efficient) " copied from listing.

I was wondering, can some one on here point me in the right direction to get a transfer box for my 130, anything to increase efficiency would be welcome, or do I have to go to TP?

Has to be fitted to a chavy grey Td5 90

jacksta · Dec 11, 2013

Bromsgrove Defender said:
Has to be fitted to a chavy grey Td5 90

Thanks, who wants to buy a 300 tdi and who wants to sell a td5?,
Back to check in a cople of mins, getting the stihl saw out.
Fek it, mine is not chavy. ( I hope! )

RobRainford · Dec 11, 2013

I've seen that landy up at Myerscough college when I was at uni and drove past where it lives a couple times. Its a tidy looking 90 IMO and sounded nice with a straight through exhaust.

Its nice but not worth that extreme price tag!

discodrivercumbria · Dec 11, 2013

Sunglasses at the ready!

Bit bling for mud! a poetic Ad!
has to be what he says! er No!
Next!

Bromsgrove Defender · Dec 12, 2013

But it must be worth it he's spent thousands on it

Deasy · Dec 12, 2013

That winch bumper is hideous! Why would you want slmething that adds that much to the front of the landy!

Bromsgrove Defender · Dec 12, 2013

Deasy said:
That winch bumper is hideous! Why would you want slmething that adds that much to the front of the landy!

Hmm all those electrical extras and no mention of twin batteries . ....:scratching_chin:

Deasy · Dec 12, 2013

Bromsgrove Defender said:
Hmm all those electrical extras and no mention of twin batteries . ....:scratching_chin:

And really, what's the need of a warn 8274 other than the price tag. If it never does anything off-road!

LRD90tdi · Dec 12, 2013

Kwakerman said:
'Has never failed to let him down', a double negative there, break that sentence down and it actually says that it has failed him on every use!

That's exactly what I thought!!

Tom

nrgserv · Dec 12, 2013

Deasy said:
That winch bumper is hideous! Why would you want slmething that adds that much to the front of the landy!

reminded me of drivel, that did

Brown · Dec 12, 2013

Well, that was good value. I was just entertained that he should advertise a vehicle by saying it let him down all the time and you folks found so much more to laugh at. Brilliant.

And look at how many people seem to be trying to sell their bowels (sic).
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Antique-S...UK_Antiques_Silverware_RL&hash=item2a34f0873d
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cut-Glass-Bowel-/111234489137?pt=UK_Art_Glass&hash=item19e6179b31
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Punch-bowel-/261348752033?pt=UK_Art_Glass&hash=item3cd9997aa1
I though I'd stumbled upon an illegal trade in body parts until I looked at the pictures.

Oldseadog · Dec 12, 2013

nrgserv said:
reminded me of drivel, that did

My thoughts exactly!

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