....that in other "surprise news" the lads lady has been served a notice to quit from her rental in S-on-S and that would render her and her 2 kids homeless. I suspect the landlord has been offered a better deal from the Govt. under operation Scatter.
So, guess where my scheming son thinks they can all pitch up at until they get back on their feet? Go on, have a stab at it!
His lady has a 21YO daughter (not working) who has "needs" and is an attention-seeking suicide precious little flower with every disorder of the noddle you can think of and a boy of 13 who is a really nice lad. I foresee interesting times ahead.