I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Hot wevva today. At one point we had rain twice. Just enuff to wet me slabs then stopped. Big clouds going across. Sad news one ov me water butts is drippin. Need to empty it and put some more sealent round the tap ole. Gorra free ladder this week. Opens as an a frame anorl. Furd bit then slides up.

 

[saxavordian]

Do you know why I landed on this rock, Bleeding Musk that's why. See that hole leaking fluid, do you know why Mr Bleeding Musk. A clue is in my pocket called a bit of Starlink.
Satellite punched my craft.
I was on my way to a wedding 40 bleeding light years away from your sun. Do you want know what my wife and daughter said to me about being late Mr Bleeding Musk. Let's just say, you've better got a good amount of vaseline handy as I shove those satellites up your arse.
Regards X5

 

[kevstar]

I suppose that if you try and recut the thread wiv a die it just goes round and round? Maybe you could clamp the tie-rod and ball joint to stop this?
I fink your way may be better, unless it starts to go round and round as you use the saw.
Best of luck!

I cut the damaged threads off by getting another nut & used the ugga dugger to nip it on the rod end, then used a pry bar
to hold put pressure down on the tie bar & cut the treads flush with the nut using a skinny cutting disc with a dewalt cordless
grinder.

 

[kevstar]

Hot wevva today. At one point we had rain twice. Just enuff to wet me slabs then stopped. Big clouds going across. Sad news one ov me water butts is drippin. Need to empty it and put some more sealent round the tap ole. Gorra free ladder this week. Opens as an a frame anorl. Furd bit then slides up.

Fink your getting a touch of dementia

 

[GRATCH]

Use a mirror

The only time Stanley Sir! uses a mirror, is to look at his own bottom.

 

[Hippo]

Fink your getting a touch of dementia

Eh?

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All.
Not here really, we just melted away in the night.
Have a great day!

 

[landowner]

Mornin
Dull and breezy
Off to get some Euros this morning for the road trip, three days to go
Polished half of the Freelander, do the rest later if it doesn't rain
Need plasters for the first aid kit and a warning triangle, should have everything then
Liking this cooler weather
Stay dry all

 

[kevstar]

Eh?

Was double posted.

 

[kevstar]

Been hammering it down this morning, its been lovely for a few days. I might have a day off.

Tools need putting away as they were just thrown on top of the pool table last night (got a wooden cover on it)
Peeps came round for a few beverages & I got everyone a takeaway.

 

[saxavordian]

Knackered.
With all the humidity in Manchester decent sleeping on hold until further notice.
So come to this morning event for a stolen car. Why oh why when stealing a new car to order, do dickhead thieves seem to drive in first gear erratically out my bleeding avenue.
My sympathy for the owner of the vehicle if recovered by the police, will most have trashed engine and gearbox.
For what purpose of stolen for order is a screaming it's nuts off achieve.
Not that I can do much having a boner looking at top totty section of this fine establishment.
Clearly not and so much for the sleep pattern this morning looking like a steaming haddock on a grill.

 

[kevstar]

I spent 40 quid yesterday on a set of sealey ratchet spanners & a halfords pro torques/alan key socket set I think thats
what the were I was busy working on the disco I just said aye chuck em in the shed lol

Oh I got a free strimmer....tis like a strimmer with zimmer with wheels Chap in the yard asked if he could tip his
rubbish into our waste skip & as he drove passed I spotted it (it looks new btw) hoy hoy I said whats that & pulled it out.
Full of fuel too cant chuck that in mate its got fuel in it he said it runs so I had to give it a whirl, it started first pull
Ok mate im keeping that haha I gave it to my neighbour & she used it yesterday n loved it.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Use a mirror

There is a special big piece of steel or cast itorn in the way to force the smoke and heat etc to circulate in the body of the burner to ensure maximum burn. I could fish it out of the way but it'd be a right pain.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

What’s your gas bill over the winter? .
It supplies the underfloor heating and hot water.

J

Less than that!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I cut the damaged threads off by getting another nut & used the ugga dugger to nip it on the rod end, then used a pry bar
to hold put pressure down on the tie bar & cut the treads flush with the nut using a skinny cutting disc with a dewalt cordless
grinder.

Wise man!
Bit surprised there was enough thread left for another nut. And I spect that nut is now Boogered too!
After I posted I said to myself "bet he uses a grinder or somesuch!"

I hear my neighbour constantly using an ugga-dugga. Wondering if it would be of use to me as I don't do as much work on cars as lots of others do.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Right!
Now!
Question to all of you!

Have any of you had a problem on your pooter where your email is no longer uploading new messages and at the same time you cannot open Landyzone properly?

Cos I have and it has taken until now to partially fix it.

I could open anything else on the internet, just not LZ it kept saying "page would not upload" or somesuch.

I asked AVG to do a deep scan, it stalled at 30 % and stayed there all night.
I asked it this morning to do a smart scan and it too stalled.
So I let the battery run down on the pooter so it switched itself off that way as I have learned some where that is often the best way to get a clean reboot, (If that is the term).
Once it ran down I started it up again and got AVG to do a smart scan, which this time it achieved, so I got it to do a deep scan.
This time it managed it and found one threat buried deep inside a part of the pooter I hardly ever go to.
So as you can see Landyzone is now functioning but my email wasn't last time I checked. It'll open but won't upload new messages. (Mozilla Thunderbird).
No idea where to go next with this.
W says it's a worm and she thinks it may have come in from LZ which is why I am asking if any of you have had this or similar, but they are deffo connected.

And LZ now won't load up the emojis from the top of the page So these came from the windows symbol plus full stop.

Deffo a problem there.

Alerts no longer loading as they did just a while back. It is as if someone on 'ere is watching out for me and beggaring me up on the forum.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

LZ now gone bac k to normal.

 

[kevstar]

Wise man!
Bit surprised there was enough thread left for another nut. And I spect that nut is now Boogered too!
After I posted I said to myself "bet he uses a grinder or somesuch!"

I hear my neighbour constantly using an ugga-dugga. Wondering if it would be of use to me as I don't do as much work on cars as lots of others do.

Yup it had one thread poking out from fitting a new nylock & I used a new one this time haha. It span up nice n free
so the rod end lives on. Cant go wrong with an ugga-dugga. I got offered a mactools one yesterday but it needs a service
mactools dont come round here any more plus the snap on lad has chucked it too which is a bit of a bugger.
Ive got 3/8 snap on ugga & impact ratchet great for tight stuff & my bigger ugga is dewalt. Ive tightened nuts with it
& had to use a bar to get them off as it wouldnt remove them.