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yer, but they leave marks on yer thighsI quite like walking around in mine
I would just like to say
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see above
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Quite snug
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yer, but they leave marks on yer thighs
Not as bad as the cable ties on me wrists
Yer secret switch was left 'on' and you, helpfully turned it 'off' ?
I left the auto in reverse instead of park so good news is the inhibitor switch works ffs
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I left the auto in reverse instead of park so good news is the inhibitor switch works ffs
Sympathies, I have done this, more than once.
But I did work out what I'd done before taking my dash out.
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I quite like walking around in mine
yer, but they leave marks on yer thighs
Steady on!
You'll have Stanley Sir! getting friction burns on his chode.
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What's that you say? Your Butt's on fire? Stop eating Vindaloo curries then.
I worked in Indian restaurants & when peeps ask for a vindaloo they'd make them so hot that we'd all watch through the
portholes to see them sweating oh how we laughed.
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When a student I used to do van driving in the long vac. Once delivered wine to a really posh Chinese restaurant in Leicester Square, I saw into the kitchen.@fredi250, pigeon sir ?
Chinese restaurant closed by police after 'roast duck' was actually pigeon
A Chinese restaurant has been forced to close its doors after it was raised by local police, who found 300kg of rotten food.www.lbc.co.uk
There was a big fish, lying on the floor. The cooks would just cut a piece off it and chuck it in a pan.
Yuk.
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The hottest curry I ever ate, after a while the nerve endings in my mouth were no longer sensitive, kind of paralysed, so I could finish it in relative comfort! But until that happened....I worked in Indian restaurants & when peeps ask for a vindaloo they'd make them so hot that we'd all watch through the
portholes to see them sweating oh how we laughed.
In a girlfriend's house, posh English family, mother was brought up in India. Her little sister whispered to her mum. "This curry isn't very hot!"
Jeezo!!
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Use a fork. it's cheaper ...
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Morning all,
Lunnen has a misty duvet this morning, hopefully it'll burn off as the sun comes up ...
Make the most of any sun you get as the weather will change today ...
Lunnen has a misty duvet this morning, hopefully it'll burn off as the sun comes up ...
Make the most of any sun you get as the weather will change today ...
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Mother ‘held in police cell for seven hours after confiscating daughters’ iPads’
A teacher has said she was held in a police cell for seven-and-a-half hours after confiscating two iPads that belonged to her daughters.
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Morning All.
Another lovely day here.
A man was arrested in my street after seeking refuge in a back garden of a neighbouring property.
The police dog found him trying to hide in a really smelly ditch at the bottom of the garden. The man wasn't happy.
The police had been hunting him for something, don't know what. Anyway, the Rastafarian gentleman was taken away in a police car. I am really not looking fwd to the "multiple occupancy home" for 12 people of no background opening up down the road, although I am sure it will add colour to the street.
Have a great weekend.
Another lovely day here.
A man was arrested in my street after seeking refuge in a back garden of a neighbouring property.
The police dog found him trying to hide in a really smelly ditch at the bottom of the garden. The man wasn't happy.
The police had been hunting him for something, don't know what. Anyway, the Rastafarian gentleman was taken away in a police car. I am really not looking fwd to the "multiple occupancy home" for 12 people of no background opening up down the road, although I am sure it will add colour to the street.
Have a great weekend.
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