I would just like to say

[Turktowner]

That'll start when I start making things go ka-boom

Bought some ill advised large Chinese fireworks from an eastern European bloke for Guy Fawkes. First rocket went up an me, SWMBO, Ma Turks an Little Turks was giggling like a treefull of monkeys on acid.

Even Tigger was impressed, an he's a Fuggin maniac

 

[Shimsteriom]

you should know by now I don’t do spoilers

Nah, I never meant you.
Sometimes other posters do mention winners by accident.

 

[Shimsteriom]

Economising due to change in earnings, or just not needing super-fast speeds?

A bit of both to be honest.
I originally had a 40Mbit connection but I've never used anywhere near that capacity so I thought I'd downgrade.

 

[kevstar]

My neighbour made my dinner tonight.....prawn cocktail, Spanish chicken, mince pie n ice cream
oh an a glass O wine.

Now I shall crack open a bottle of rum cheers you lot.

 

[Turktowner]

What are the rules on explosives stuff???
I could have about 10kgs of black powder before I got into trouble with plod.
Oh & when ever I flew I would make sure all my clothes were brand new as I got fed up been swabbed for nitrates etc

Good point.
But don't Peeps gets frowned on making bangy stuff these days?

Simly..

I is plinking down the garding wif me AEG tuther day (6mm plastic beebees),
targets only, all above board an legal.
Mavis, three doors up is hanging out the bedroom window. 'Ere, izzat gun real!?' she squalks.
'No' says I. 'Is a figment of my magination..'

 

[Turktowner]

Ooh ooh, what do we win?

is she a ginacol jinacollo does she look at other ladies front bottoms?

Int that a Les Beans?

(Bloody predictive text..)

 

[Turktowner]

My neighbour made my dinner tonight.....prawn cocktail, Spanish chicken, mince pie n ice cream
oh an a glass O wine.

Now I shall crack open a bottle of rum cheers you lot.

Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

 

[Turktowner]

Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

How do you pronounce "gee, aitch, bee" up your way?

 

[kevstar]

Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

 

[Turktowner]

Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

Good place to be. SWMBO gets funny about favours for her mates
She could always not ask me to help em...
Wimmins

 

[doriz]

Dunt know whether to watch Sicario 2

 

[kevstar]

How do you pronounce "gee, aitch, bee" up your way?

Im not sure how to pronounce that lol

 

[Shimsteriom]

Downgrading from a 40Mbit connection to 16Mbits has made no difference to me browsing experience in any way at all..... money well saved

 

[Shimsteriom]

Dunt know whether to watch Sicario 2

If you watch it then you'll know if it's worth watching.

 

[doriz]

If you watch it then you'll know if it's worth watching.

Seen a handful of time already grasshopper just got nowt else to do.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

You seem to suffer more than most in this respect, do you get therapy for it? Mind you there is nothing like a throbbing EVO!

 

[kevstar]

Good place to be. SWMBO gets funny about favours for her mates
She could always not ask me to help em...
Wimmins

I always get volunteered to do stuff then she smirks & says be a good boy then bye then

 

[Def90man]

I always get volunteered to do stuff then she smirks & says be a good boy then bye then

Have you considered she’s trying to get rid of you?

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Nah, I've always loved fireworks and I've come out the closet and me doris is allowing me to indulge

Was you inspired by Bing Bang Benny? (Dandy comic 1950's). Goggle it if it was too early for you .

 

[Shimsteriom]

Seen a handful of time already grasshopper just got nowt else to do.

Try watching sumfin yoov not seen before.

Try Polar