I would just like to say

[Turktowner]

My fantastic wife has just made my year! She has given me a surprise present (no special occasion) of a DeWalt impact driver
I am choked to be honest, she is just the best!!!!

Musta dun summink right, jus need to fink what the hell it was ..
for God's sake don't ask her!

 

[Turktowner]

Been told I'm at risk of redundancy, fallout from covid19, I've mixed opinion on whether it will happen or not, but can't sit around idle and wait for it to bite me!
Contemplating whether it's time for a career change.. hmm...

Wotcher do?

 

[Turktowner]

Nobdies evva said owt

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A-ha! Now we knows what you looks like!
(Nice hat... )

 

[doriz]

Just got soaked in a thunderstorm

 

[kermit_rr]

Wotcher do?

My job title is Linux Engineer, but i do a whole host of network and server related work including email delivery

 

[Turktowner]

My job title is Linux Engineer, but i do a whole host of network and server related work including email delivery

Nerd then..

Kidding! Kidding! Jeeez...

 

[kermit_rr]

Nerd then..

Kidding! Kidding! Jeeez...

Yep most definitely!!

 

[Turktowner]

Yep most definitely!!

Noffence, I is a nut twiddler at best

 

[kermit_rr]

Noffence, I is a nut twiddler at best

Prevert

 

[Hicap phill]

Not had a good afternoon.
Breakdown company ask if I have a spare...
No I’m on a Motobike
Ok. Is it petrol or diesel..
Petrol
Have you ran out of fuel.
No ran out of air in my tyre....
Oh ok recovery on its way

 

[derwendolly]

Not had a good afternoon.
Breakdown company ask if I have a spare...
No I’m on a Motobike
Ok. Is it petrol or diesel..
Petrol
Have you ran out of fuel.
No ran out of air in my tyre....
Oh ok recovery on its way
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Overkill at its best.

 

[Hippo]

Not had a good afternoon.
Breakdown company ask if I have a spare...
No I’m on a Motobike
Ok. Is it petrol or diesel..
Petrol
Have you ran out of fuel.
No ran out of air in my tyre....
Oh ok recovery on its way
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Yer but no but yer sirroundid by air.

 

[derwendolly]

Yer but no but yer surroundid by air.

That was the problem, he didn't want to be surrounded by the air he wanted it capturing and putting in 'is tyre.

 

[kermit_rr]

Not had a good afternoon.
Breakdown company ask if I have a spare...
No I’m on a Motobike
Ok. Is it petrol or diesel..
Petrol
Have you ran out of fuel.
No ran out of air in my tyre....
Oh ok recovery on its way
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Not how I'd tie a bike down, but hey ho, he's the professional

 

[Hicap phill]

Not how I'd tie a bike down, but hey ho, he's the professional

Don’t worry I did give it a shake before moving off. I had it where they have just thrown a strap over the seat. Even before they tighten it up I do stop them with the
“What stops it falling left/right”?

 

[kermit_rr]

Don’t worry I did give it a shake before moving off. I had it where they have just thrown a strap over the seat. Even before they tighten it up I do stop them with the
“What stops it falling left/right”?

I always start with strapping the front, compress the forks and it's not going anywhere. Then a tie over the pillion seat

 

[Hippo]

Finished payntid me flowa buds terday. Lettit dry er bit un er nurra cowt. So that be em all covurd wiv tu cowts er unda cowt. Gloss cowt morra and sea ow they be afta.

 

[Turktowner]

Prevert

I may be a just a twiddler, but I does have spellcheckerer

 

[Hippo]

Spuds be eatid. Wotchin sas program ont telly. Us recordid it befor.

 

[kermit_rr]

I may be a just a twiddler, but I does have spellcheckerer

How the frig do you get pervert wrong!?