DanClarke's latest activity

If he can his cats need their noses testing!!:D

Walk around with bare feet in the dark. Bet you a creme egg you find one you missed..

Morning All. :D A dull start to the day weatherwise and an amusing start for me personally. :) I had fed 2 of the cats their spot of cream that they enjoy and the third cat who doesn't like cream was eyeing me belligerently as if to say "what...

Fish cakes are free. Fishermen cash em, cut their flippers oft, box em and flog em to sainsberrys.

THAY are having a problem getting the mush thay make them from 😯

Only get 4 fish cakes inner box now, ferrer sov. Was 12 for 2.5 sovs.

My first two cars were both Minis. 850 de luxes, the first one was bought on my behalf by my mother as I was working antisocial hours so couldn't go looking. she paid half as much again as I said was my max, and bought a Mini that had just had a...

Got meself some yorky puds from sainsberrys. Yer can cook em int air fryer wiv yer chips and fish cake.

And that is the difference between tratterers and freelanderers. Tratterers don’t get unexpected movement in their bush 😳

Thanks! All you lovely folks are so encouraging and helpful. I last "spannered" over 50 years ago and only simple stuff like valve regrinding/lapping, no engine or gearbox rebuilds. Just trying to keep junkers on the road as a 18..20YO with...

Glad you got it done The bolt holes usually go all the way through, they get crusty at the bottom due to rusty water and block up below the bolt. Yours may not be drilled and tapped all the way though, not sure if all were the same

Wasnt too much bother tbh, apart from the security cams which the camera has to scan the QR code & wouldnt reset so I had to reboot the system, camera scanning camera scanning, connection failed connection failed for 1/2 n hour :mad::mad: nearly...

Well I was gonna say...

And no yer not avvinit for yer tea.

Knew you'd have trouble wiv the helicoil. They is a total pain. I have had the bolt go round and round taking the helicoil with it so you couldnt get the blasted thing out to remove whatever you want to remove, without cutting the head off the...

It's a balmy spring day here in Linkinshushire. But we are closer to the equator than yous on the other side of the Wall.

No it isn't :p

We got one too, works fine. The password, as you've probably already found is on a removable plastic tab on the back so at least you take it away and sit down with your machines and do the biz. Unless the noo model don't have it in which...

Both me and the sewing machine repair man checked the pedal out, it isn't that. Originally he agreed that it might be a capacitor in there. He has had it a few weeks and when I talked to him he told me he had spent two days trying to find out the...

Tis cats n dogs here, hope yous have better weather than us. Got a noo bt hub to fit so better be off & see how many swear words it takes me to link everything back online.

My pressure washer has decided not to stop either, I had to switch it off, fink the trigger button is goosed. Done not bad its about 18 years old 🤣🤣 Was an Aldi special its done some work over the years & loads of peeps have used it. Might try a...

I really should read on before posting.

Fixed. 🤣

Usually start by booking a ferry..

10k 🤣 🤣 Webuyanyscrap offered 305 sovs.....scrap price is 14p a kilo could get 40 quid for the cat 4 quid for the battery & 100 sovs for the tyres Yup worth 14p a kilo of anyones money 🤣🤣

Just goes to show how full of crap you all are.

Why walk when you can ride

Backwards! !!!!!

Not from behind, they don't like it up 'em.