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At the expense of the gaylanders, but that's normal

Trans Male lesbian tree surgeon from London and I like the new Defender. Q. How do I approach people from Isle of Wight.

Its given us a few laffs along the way :cool:

Morning dull but dry here. Had to deliver W to dottirs as they are going "shopping" in Pompey today. I also had to show dottir how to work W's wheelchair, so she can fold it up etc. Got back to find the noo calliper and the rebuild kit had been...

At that price he'd snap his hand off and drive off like a rat up a drain pipe in the PMobile!!! 🤣🤣🤣

What a sad bunch of thickos. I guess if they were any use they'd be like other good trades, self-employed, working their socks off and booked up for weeks, like it is round here. :(

Well I meant both of you as I know you do throw things in the general direction of the barbie. Still, at least like that when stuff gets burnt on to the induction hob rings, you can't be blamed. That is why I developed all the protection gear we...

Can't do it in a Freelander nor even a normal Tratter unless you has special diff locks.

We has gone past 130,000 posts. :)

Retired postman on holiday then! Wonder if he also wears Union Jack trunks. If that is a car park near Loch Lomond I expect it weren't too busy. Except maybe for a car meet! I was going to try and see if I could work out which car park it was so...

Tis for the scrap man.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Time to stop prevaricating, get changed, get out and get under that infernal machine.;)

.... that the helicoil repair was eventually successful. :D 1st go would not let the bolt thread in. :eek: Managed to prise the tip of the coil up and pulled it back out. Phew! Recut the thread for the helicoil and washed the hole out with...

Nice looking motor. Offer him 10k sovs and yer prat mobile. May go ferrit if he wants a quick sale.

Mornin Bright and sunny Bin men bin Wiring new indicators on wings today Stay busy all :)

Gettin that way, workmen aint as fussy about doing a good job these days, got same man doing plumbing, tiling and laying the floor, nothing perfect and as it should be . Waiting to see who pays to take the newly laid floor up, council or the...

Frezzer owners be like tis the same as two cheeks one line... ok shove it in there 🤣 🤣

I must awa to mee pit cos I has drunked too much white vino. See yez!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I dunno. We only have an ornery 4 burner induction hob over here. Maybe you'll need to get a couple and over lap them. Do you often use more than 4 burners at the same time? Depends on what sort of cooking you do, we don't even use 4 at the same...

Oops, can't park between the lines then.

Even the bin men didn't want it 🤣🤣🤣

It was was black bin day 🤣 🤣

Ae you sure it's not just abandoned in the car park?

Err ippo this was at the local car meet........

They wouldn't risk their finger nails either

A gaylander wouldnt make it up the ramp without a tail wind & all the salon staff pushing it. 🤣 🤣

It's only gaylander doors that fall oft. Especially when it's wet, like in the video.

Bet yer can't do this wiv yer tratters. Too much risk the doors would swing open. Or fall oft.

Sold another 2 pallets of slates today for 400 sovs & the chap gave me 20 sovs for loading it I refused it but he insisted I take it. :) Tis good cause I only paid 200 quid for 8 pallets of them last year & the others I got from the roofing job I...