Are you sick of Disco owners being abusive towards our freelanders

  • Yes, they are a bunch of dickhead disco owners

    Votes: 19 24.7%

  • No, I realise they are probably retarded, its not their fault

    Votes: 19 24.7%

  • I just dont give a damn!

    Votes: 39 50.6%
  • Total voters
    77
Skynet said:
I suppose I have to agree.... I'm not hard enough and hate getting a wet backside when water gets higher than the door seals. And no I dont risk getting them wet in case the doors fall off (who was that?) besides that would frazzle my CD changer and heated seats. :D :D :D

ps the heated seats are good for my sciatica too ;)
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Come on Skynet, we all know heated seats are great, especially in this weather, I sure would miss it these days but doesn't everybody have that on their car ???:p
 
Is it me? Or does anyone else think that if a gaylander driver fell face first into a Cesspit. They'd climb out claiming that not only was it good for the complexion but it Also tasted and smelt better than proper deodorant??
 
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Judging by the avatars / usernames / signatures I would suggest that gaylander drivers aspire to owning some sort of alien tech, transformer, robot etc.

How much further from it could they get? One model is driven by a rubber band ffs:D
 
I like the way the freelander looks, i also like the way the defender looks, but the disco? its pretty ugly you have to admit....
 
wassall said:
I like the way the freelander looks, i also like the way the defender looks, but the disco? its pretty ugly you have to admit....
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you reckon this looks ugly :(
 

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wassall said:
I like the way the freelander looks, i also like the way the defender looks, but the disco? its pretty ugly you have to admit....
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Yep and rusts like fook but I'd still have a 15year old disco over a brand new Gaylander even if the gaylander was offered FOC.
 
discos are rusty hideously ugly beasts with either chavs or pikeys sat on a pile of cushions to reach the wheel drivin them!!!!!
 
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Disco drivers may laugh or try to make a fool of an Hippo but once the new edition will be in the show room they'll quickly stop laughing. As a teaser, I made a spyshot of the new Hippo.:D
 

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Int that one styled off them Ranchero's ?? Though I see it's got flotation tyres fitted. Is that to keep it on top of the water in the hope that the doors won't fall orf??
 
paul fletcher said:
Judging by the avatars / usernames / signatures I would suggest that gaylander drivers aspire to owning some sort of alien tech, transformer, robot etc.

How much further from it could they get? One model is driven by a rubber band ffs:D
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And you are apparently a teddy bear who has a Disgay.:D

Allan
 
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