listen folks,
dont take any notice of anything these soap dodger tree hugging hippies say, ive only had mine for a week and ive heard the lot, i bought as big a 4x4 as my mrs would drive, if there is going to be a crash due to some idiot that shouldnt be on the road in the first place then my only concern is my family and there safety, and for that reason it will be fitted with a tow bar and an A bar
and i especially like winding up all the wingers in any car park i use by parking right in the middle of 2 bays, you should see the looks i get, i love it, i just laugh at them, these smelly peasants that moan have no purpose or use in life, so they are happy to try and make our lives difficult through pure jealousy
anyway, driving should be about enjoyment and what better way of enjoying driving than getting of the road and having some real fun, and to end this little rant, let me tell all you tree dwellers and jealous halfwits that i cant wait till i see any of you in your old beetles and camper vans with piece signs and flowers on them, at the side of the road stranded in the heavy snow, or rain, ill drive past laughing then turn around and drive over the top of your excuse for a car monster truck style!!
jeremy clarkson for president