women!

ormus · Oct 9, 2006

what is it with these women?
shes at her friends house, she phones me up to tell me to switch the video on at 2100 hrs.
then she phones up again 2 minutes later to ask ME to hire a van for thursday morning, for her friend!
i wouldnt mind but im picking her up at 2300hrs. why cant she tell me then?
ffs ffs ffs.

slob · Oct 9, 2006

cos her friend is doing a runner and she showing her friend who is boss in yer hoose

ormus · Oct 9, 2006

well im the boss and im tellin her which van to hire.

seeings im drivin it as well!

yella · Oct 9, 2006

well well dormouse i bet she makes you walk aound the hoose in a skirt cos she deffo wears the trousers

Treev150 · Oct 9, 2006

You like trannies disco?

GRUNT · Oct 9, 2006

Why do they say "carefull" after you've fallen down stairs.

slob · Oct 9, 2006

nah he's a disco man through and through..thou he has nowt agin the old ford van

yella · Oct 9, 2006

funny that trev, i used to have a classic rangie with a tranny engine in it

slob · Oct 9, 2006

GRUNT said:
Why do they say "carefull" after you've fallen down stairs.

in case you bang yer head on the way up

Trewey · Oct 9, 2006

When SWMBO wants to be driven somewhere, she bribes me with "we can take the Land Rover" ...... 20 years ago she used to bribe me with the promise of something else - how times change.

ormus · Oct 10, 2006

i wish she would bribe me with the landy!

she bribes me to use the focus, with a beer and marital extras.
ill be glad when she goes off the boil a bit.

little nay · Oct 10, 2006

right fellas. lets just get something straight here, i may be no lady but i be a wimmin (a pole dancing, magner drinking, mud wallowing landy owning one, but still fairly female) and i have a simple answer to the 'who's incharge' debate. a fella wears the trousers, yep you agree but i good woman is incharge of the zip! see just let him think he is incharge and he is a happy bunny!

the ideal solution i think!

Treev150 · Oct 10, 2006

Apeasement is a good idea on paper but it rarely works in real life!

Trewey · Oct 10, 2006

"i may be no lady but i be a wimmin (a pole dancing, magner drinking, mud wallowing landy owning one,"

Marry me Little Nay!!!

slob · Oct 10, 2006

little nay said:
right fellas. lets just get something straight here, i may be no lady but i be a wimmin (a pole dancing, magner drinking, mud wallowing landy owning one, but still fairly female) and i have a simple answer to the 'who's incharge' debate. a fella wears the trousers, yep you agree but i good woman is incharge of the zip! see just let him think he is incharge and he is a happy bunny! the ideal solution i think!

bollocks!

Sheddy · Oct 12, 2006

I am the head male in this house.
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which ranks me just below the dog.

Treev150 · Oct 13, 2006

Too true sheddy!

We men all know our place!

At work away from the wife!

leckyles · Oct 13, 2006

Its great being single again,now where's that rubber glove.Bitter and twisted me never.

JUST DO IT,LIFE SHOULD BE FULL OF MINI ADVENTURES

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ormus · Oct 14, 2006

thats probably why she divorced you then, if you need a rubber glove to have a ****.

leckyles · Oct 14, 2006

Tut Tut I am a good christian boy and do not do such things,I needed my rubber gloves to do the washing up.Bitter and twisted me never.

JUST DO IT,LIFE SHOULD BE FULL OF MINI ADVENTURES.

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