Why I hate Land Rover

Iancorky said:

Family of Ants will devour that in a few minutes and have it looking lovely

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chrisjako said:

I came on here looking for advice however I would rather slate the car instead, it’s my way of dealing with the issue, I drive an Audi this is the wife’s car..... which I have the pleasure to care for like it’s my own

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blackstrat said:

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

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blackstrat said:

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

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Weldy said:

This argument is now going on in the range bit!!!
Should you have posted it there bud

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Turboman said:

Think you forgot the suicide overtaking in the pouring rain, and/or fog!

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blackstrat said:

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

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blackstrat said:

There’s no ‘argument’ about my rant it’s facts, I did see one driving sensibly about 2 weeks ago but that’s against the hundreds I regularly have to interact with. Fúcking bástards

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blackstrat said:

Didn’t forget, had to go calm down have a piece of Easter egg out the fridge mate

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Trench Rat said:

It's a Rangey

Pretty much spot on though. Was only last night driving home from work that i had some Audi Crossover right up my arse in a 30mph area, right by a speed camera. I was at about 28mph. ****er was flashing and honking as if he wanted to go faster. Right next to a speed camera, ****ing mad.

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Weldy said:

Lol!
But the Audi driver know has started a new thread "please can somebody help me!" ! I think your post will top it off. Copy and paste !! The blokesgetting on people's tits

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blackstrat said:

Send a link if u like I cba

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Weldy said:

The blokesgetting on people's tits

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Weldy said:

What's one of those mate! I'm thick

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