Why I hate Land Rover

blue beasty said:

I had moss growing happily in a side light.

That's not poor build quality, it's natural biological engineering at its finest

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Weldy said:

Just caught up on this thread! I thought OP had
a proper landrover ! Didn't realise it was one of those squashed rangies that look like a hippo on steroids!!
Proper landrovers have ice on the in side of the windscreen in winter and if your posh and have electric windows they only go down and you have to strip the door card off to make them go up!!

What's he complaining about

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flat said:

That’s no different to planting grass in the roof of your shed.

It offsets the co2 out the tail pipe

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Weldy said:

I think mine needs the Brazilian rain forest on my roof to suck up the poop that comes out of my exhaust !!
4 litres of badly burnt petrol makes some earth destroying gasses

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Trench Rat said:

Let's be honest, an old disco or V8 series/fender probably burns fuel at a rate of one Chimp per mile.

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chrisjako said:

high pitched whining on audio system It’s just never ending !!

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Iancorky said:

You sure its coming from the stereo and not the Drivers seat?

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Hicap phill said:

It's normally the all the passenger seats that make the noise.

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Weldy said:

My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha

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Weldy said:

Its pay back for when she put raljex in my undies!!

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Weldy said:

My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
She's driving it today later and I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha

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Iancorky said:

Photos or it never happened

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Weldy said:

Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication

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Weldy said:

Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication

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neilly said:

Maybe you need to up the dose...LOL..........by a lot......I reckon icing sugar in the eyes will hurt.

Cheers

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