Why I hate Land Rover

flat · Apr 2, 2018

blue beasty said:
I had moss growing happily in a side light.

That's not poor build quality, it's natural biological engineering at its finest

That’s no different to planting grass in the roof of your shed.

It offsets the co2 out the tail pipe

flat · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
Just caught up on this thread! I thought OP had
a proper landrover ! Didn't realise it was one of those squashed rangies that look like a hippo on steroids!!
Proper landrovers have ice on the in side of the windscreen in winter and if your posh and have electric windows they only go down and you have to strip the door card off to make them go up!!

What's he complaining about

Mate, hang on.

REAL land rovers dunt have door cards. That’s some posh modern stuff....

Trench Rat · Apr 2, 2018

flat said:
That’s no different to planting grass in the roof of your shed.

It offsets the co2 out the tail pipe

So now it's better than a prius in every way INCLUDING emmisions?

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

I think mine needs the Brazilian rain forest on my roof to suck up the poop that comes out of my exhaust !!
4 litres of badly burnt petrol makes some earth destroying gasses

Trench Rat · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
I think mine needs the Brazilian rain forest on my roof to suck up the poop that comes out of my exhaust !!
4 litres of badly burnt petrol makes some earth destroying gasses

Let's be honest, an old disco or V8 series/fender probably burns fuel at a rate of one Chimp per mile.

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Trench Rat said:
Let's be honest, an old disco or V8 series/fender probably burns fuel at a rate of one Chimp per mile.

haha!!!
Polar ice cap melters not like these modern econimacal
Things!! Saying that if the polar ice caps melt abit more, you pub will be under water .. sorry for spoiling your pint and killing chimps

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Ignore this , fooked up a post

Iancorky · Apr 2, 2018

chrisjako said:
high pitched whining on audio system It’s just never ending !!

You sure its coming from the stereo and not the Drivers seat?

Hicap phill · Apr 2, 2018

Iancorky said:
You sure its coming from the stereo and not the Drivers seat?

It's normally the all the passenger seats that make the noise.

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Hicap phill said:
It's normally the all the passenger seats that make the noise.

My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
She's driving it today later and I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha

Trench Rat · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha

How'd your sons egg go?

That's going to be a hell of a clean up.

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

She fookin stopped me on the eggs! And I had to run round the shops and get him new ones!!! That's why she's getting the icing sugar treatment!!
Its pay back for when she put raljex in my undies!!
Don't worry! Photos will be uploaded

Trench Rat · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
Its pay back for when she put raljex in my undies!!

Ooooh. ****ing savage.

Hopefully it's raining, a nice wet coat meeting icing sugar will be a nightmare!

Looking forward to it.

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Me too

Iancorky · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
She's driving it today later and I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha

Photos or it never happened

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Iancorky said:
Photos or it never happened

Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication

Iancorky · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication

I believe you but I also believe in sharing, so come on video it, you'll be in the **** anyway

neilly · Apr 2, 2018

Weldy said:
Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication

Maybe you need to up the dose...LOL..........by a lot....

..I reckon icing sugar in the eyes will hurt.

Cheers

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

Oooooh!!!!! Just thought I've got a gopro!!!
I'm going to get killed for this one lol

Weldy · Apr 2, 2018

neilly said:
Maybe you need to up the dose...LOL..........by a lot......I reckon icing sugar in the eyes will hurt.

Cheers

haha
She wears glasses mate so she's safe!
I've done a risk assessment

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