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Why are freelander called "gaylanders"
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uke:Sorry mate those wheels are wrank! Is the car used for drugs? Or used in the transport of chavs?
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Me sister found out about me wearing her knickers and gave me a good thrashing
Who would have thought sisters could be such good fun. Typical gaylander/hairdressers response. FFS why woiuld anyone give a **** what a gaylander owner has to say? Let alone take offence at it. That'd be like getting upset at a 3year old saying they don't like ya.
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Sorry mate those wheels are wrank! Is the car used for drugs? Or used in the transport of chavs?
Looks like a car clamper attacked it but only had clamps for Mini wheels.
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FFS why would anyone give a **** what a gaylander owner has to say? Let alone take offence at it. That'd be like getting upset at a 3year old saying they don't like ya.
The people of northern ireland are not British, never have been and never will be.
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I think ya mean the People of Ulster are not British which is funny because I always thought it was part of the British Isles
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I think ya mean the People of Ulster are not British which is funny because I always thought it was part of the British Isles
Ah so you do give a **** what a freelanderer has to say
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Ah so you do give a **** what a freelanderer has to say
Well as I was Born in Hull and have never been to Ulster in me life.
No not really
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Ulster is part of the UK. Britain is england, scotland and wales.
You responded so you gave a sh*t
You responded so you gave a sh*t
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theres always someone on duty to defend the freelander
Sorry, I have to disagree with you on this, people calling Hippo's gaylanders are in my opinion not insecure and have not bossy mothers at all, to prove my point just check the kind of cars these guys drive....
(doesn't that color match beautifully with the sister's knickers as well as with their darling pet's ????
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Sorry mate those wheels are wrank! Is the car used for drugs? Or used in the transport of chavs?
The guy who drives this Hippo made just one error, he tried to impress the Def and Disco drivers and therefore he failed the Hippo standards by buying these rims. On the other hand I wouldn't call him an airdresser as you can see on a couple of pics. By the way, his nickname is uprisedsonofabitch
(Pics. with the courtesy of uprisedsonofabitch)
2nd pic in the slitter is of one of his mates.
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Thanks for the total agreement by all parties on this part of the forum that Hippo's are by far the best LandRover's produced so far, I therefore want to wish you all, Hippo, Defender, Disco, Range owner doesn't matter, a Merry Christmas and a Happy NewYear. All the best to you all and your respective families, hope a good health and good fortune (as well as no car troubles) will be your companions through the whole coming new year.. :kiss: to the ladies (and the hairdressers) and :beer2:to the others.
. :kiss: to the ladies (and the hairdressers) and :beer2:to the others.
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well done willo. . . . . .:d:d:dthanks for the total agreement by all parties on this part of the forum that hippo's are by far the best landrover's produced so far, i therefore want to wish you all, hippo, defender, disco, range owner doesn't matter, a merry christmas and a happy newyear. All the best to you all and your respective families, hope a good health and good fortune (as well as no car troubles) will be your companions through the whole coming new year.
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As ruler of the universe i feel a need to draw a line under insulting each other as its Christmas [good willo to all men [and wimmens] so if i could have a bit of hush ,a few werds from Mrs Ming [ok ma Poppit] . . . . .REET YOU'S LOT TRUCE CALLED. . .NO MORE INSULIN THE DURTY SMELLY TW@TTER BOYS [WIFF A PIG IN THE BACK] TILL BOXIN DAY WENS FING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. . . .anywun dissobaying Zog law will be found guilty no matterwot [small print] . . . . .thank you fer them kind werds ma ickle poppit
WENS FING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. . . .anywun dissobaying Zog law will be found guilty no matterwot [small print] . . . . .thank you fer them kind werds ma ickle poppit
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Thanks for the total agreement by all parties on this part of the forum that Hippo's are by far the best LandRover's produced so far, I therefore want to wish you all, Hippo, Defender, Disco, Range owner doesn't matter, a Merry Christmas and a Happy NewYear. All the best to you all and your respective families, hope a good health and good fortune (as well as no car troubles) will be your companions through the whole coming new year.
You've been to the works do haven't yu?? and when ya sober up Yu is gonna remember A what ya typed ere and B what ya called ya boss. Yu is gonna be so gutted and as good things come in 3's and it's raining out. That only leaves the doors to fall orf and you've cracked it..
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fookin hell Red, you bin ont lashYou've been to the works do haven't yu?? and i hope you had a good time old chapand what ya called ya boss could get you a pay rise and as good things come in 3's and it's raining out. That only leaves the doors to stay on and you've cracked it..
