Which oil?

lubeman said:

Yeah yeah,,,Im an old doris,,some of us are not as clever as the wits on here,,I cant help it if these guys arent gettin their jollies with mrs ,,,,suppose this is one of the few ways to compensate,,eh? shame,and heres me thinkin this was a site to help and share Land Rover knowledge.

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Nope you got it wrong AGAIN!! this is a site for landy owners to come on and have a laugh and take the **** and as Gripper put it so eloquently some time ago. Occasionally we'll get round to discussing Landrovers.

There are plenty of anally retentive LR forums on the net. Where going off topic or enjoying yourself are considered good enough reasons for a life ban. This site isn't one of them. So if this site isn't to your liking. By all means **** off and find one that is..

:welcome2: to the Loony zone by the way..

For fooks sake, at 08.55 this morning you said it was a great site, and now somebody has given you a bit of gentle p**s taking and your having a strop, blurry hell my 3 year olds not that touchy.

Point taken

ha ha ha,if you think this bit of gentle banter is a bit much,wait until the proffesional **** takers log on/wake up,then you will be in for a rude awakening.in the nicest possible way though.

gemsdad said:

you still here yer sweaty sock,i thought you would be out in the woods trying to find a haggis to shoot ready for christmas/new years eve etc.

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Good God no - I am a chauffeur for famous film stars who only have a short time left to live, they'd never let me near any of their haggii...............Oh and have you seen the movie Chicken Run?

Thems my famous film stars - if I want Xmas dinner I just choke a chicken

Clanforbes said:

Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?

roflmao

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Bender! ****! Tosser! Dickhead!
Feel better now? You're well past the **** taking stage by now; once that thing under your name changes to senior.

Clanforbes said:

Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?

roflmao

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**** off ye sheep shagger! pointless sayin' that really... just the norm up there!!

Och thanks lads, those are some of the nicest things people have said to me in ages. Now I feel I have earned my "seriority"

lol.

****ing hell lubeman, your up n down like a whores drawers!

Thanks Goonarmy,,,Hey I didnt realise this was a Gay site?,,,So,,,fancy a cocktail sometime sweetheart,,,xxx

lubeman said:

Thanks Goonarmy,,,Hey I didnt realise this was a Gay site?,,,So,,,fancy a cocktail sometime sweetheart,,,xxx

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you can buy me a pint