What is the best colour for a Landy?

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Would you all still talk to me if I did something like this?
 
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Ratty, now I know what to look out for in the ditches of Somerset. As a newbee to all this, I am assuming that the different colour roof is so you know which way is up????:cool:

erm..... well..... erm..... what happened wasssss.....:eek:

Unfortunatley the orange un is my previous landy. It was written off after an attempted theft.:(

My weapon of choice for coming up to 4 years is......

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Ratty - Pwitty, but how do you know which way is up?

There are several methods that I use..

1) If the gearstick and handbrake appear to be missing then there is a high liklihood that my landy is upside down.

2) If the water from my onboard urn goes a different direction to that expected when i am trying to fill my cup then the landy musta fallen over again.

3) If everyone nearby suddenly gets out their cameras it is often a good sign that either I've f**ked up I've got half my dinner down my shirt.

4) If the passengers travelling with me get out of my vehicle and get in someone elses vehicle it can be a sign that I've done it again

5) Speedo versus horizon. If the speedo shows that I am doin 50mph but the horizon doesn't change, I am either stuck or have rolled over

:eek::eek::eek:
 
There are several methods that I use..

1) If the gearstick and handbrake appear to be missing then there is a high liklihood that my landy is upside down.

2) If the water from my onboard urn goes a different direction to that expected when i am trying to fill my cup then the landy musta fallen over again.

3) If everyone nearby suddenly gets out their cameras it is often a good sign that either I've f**ked up I've got half my dinner down my shirt.

4) If the passengers travelling with me get out of my vehicle and get in someone elses vehicle it can be a sign that I've done it again.



5) Speedo versus horizon. If the speedo shows that I am doin 50mph but the horizon doesn't change, I am either stuck or have rolled over

:eek::eek::eek:

Brilliant.

I can manage on road, shinny side on top, black to black and between the green and fluffy stuff!! All seems much more complicated of road!!!
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