weird stuff you can find on ebay

do you even know what it is?

my dildo??

no!!!! TCG's enema machine................are you confessing to owning a dildo??

wtf is an enema machine??

ask grunt..he's the expert on enemas

grunt!!!...whats an enema machine???.......

never mind i googled it...(my old biology teacher could use one of those)

by the way...what time is it in england...it must be late

dunno i'm not in england

where are you then??

france

oh...kool

well i need to go and stack me bong

with what?? drugs?? for shame!

I was in the Royal Marines (y'know, the proper ones) and we had some yank SF come over for training. We invited them to play Rugby (mans game). They agreed to it as long as we played them at Gridiron.

We agreed to Gridiron first half and Rugby second half.

First half we stood around for a long time wearing the sort of padding that coppers used when training dogs. There was a ball involved somwhere along the line but as soon as someone paid any attention to it, we had to stop chasing it and stand around and do nothing for five minutes. Strange game, its a bit like job hunting in Liverpool .... none of us quite got the hang of it.

Second half, we came out ready to play, the Yanks took one look at us with no padding on and refused to join in. Scared of getting hurt!

Tough breed the yanks!

whereswaldo583 said:

with what?? drugs?? for shame!

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what else would i put in my bong? ice cream? or perhaps some good ole boy chawing tabaccy?

it seems some german bloke is selling the stubs from the world cup draw on e bay.
so i though i'd have a look. not sure what i was looking for i did a search for 'world cup' in all categories including Search title and description.
you'll be shocked to see what come up. my mechanic said...."humph!! too bloody small again"

You're French!!????!!!
Holy siht! And to think I was actually starting to get insulted by your endless stream of crap! Phew, I feel much better now...thank you for your honesty.
I hope you're not one of those damn French ****ers that tries to tell everyone he's British. I had to work with one of those ****s before...he even had a French accent!

Don't dis the French, they offer us countless holidays in Caravans!

Enzorover said:

You're French!!????!!!
Holy siht! And to think I was actually starting to get insulted by your endless stream of crap! Phew, I feel much better now...thank you for your honesty.
I hope you're not one of those damn French ****ers that tries to tell everyone he's British. I had to work with one of those ****s before...he even had a French accent!

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hey numb nuts who said i was french???
and if you don't like my endless stream of crap use the ignore button
ya fooking fat greasy 12 sandwich eating baldy french hating **** saying dosey git. now **** off and leave me alone or i'll taunt you a second time