whereswaldo583
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you know...i should run for president
weird stuff you can find on ebay
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slob
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we'd be happy if you just ran....away
whereswaldo583
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woah...look what you can do! ^
slob
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you have no idea of the weird stuff you can find on my face. they reckon there is a new species appearing about every two weeks. only last week some japanese scientist thought he found a septic with a brain on my top lip. they tested it and it had an iq of 8 . but they later found out it was just a piece of snot that had got mixed up with some pizza. they still say it was smarter than a yank
whereswaldo583
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what type of pizza...because the leading experts say, sausage pizza is smarter than cheese
slob
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what do you mean "someone send him BACK to school"
whereswaldo583
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im IN school
slob
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yeah but he has more experience than you..did you put **** into bags when you was 16?
whereswaldo583
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i accually just got a promotion...now i get to scan the ****...and i have my own bagging bitch
slob
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just wait till you get moved up to security. you'll get to search it
whereswaldo583
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whats with the baby??
slob
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its a picture of you i got from yer girlfriend when i was giving her one
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Thats two she's got now. She owes me some change as well.
...but why is the rum gone?
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Ok, that definetly didn't make any sense to me. If you're trying to make fun of me then it's not working, I have to be able to understand what your saying... sorry 
Sheddy
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I was gonna comment, but I'll leave it for Mr S to answer. I can't ...... mustn't.......
slob
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of course old rummy is dildo bint, every one knows her. and we're not making fun of you we're takin the piff out of dildo. i have to know is he hung like a donkey or are you just just incredible fat, a sort of mrs creosote type person.
(gee! folks i hope ah don't got to transalate alla dis into yank talk . it will be full of y'awl's,ya know's, **** boys and lets bomb them)
(gee! folks i hope ah don't got to transalate alla dis into yank talk . it will be full of y'awl's,ya know's, **** boys and lets bomb them)
