Underpigeon? or not?

kevwill · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 said:
just found our number 1 car for the showroom!
Rang rover p38 comp safari/challenge off road racer | eBay

Top banana. Can I order one with aircon. Dont want the rollbar rusting up because of condensation.

Bix · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 said:
i know the feeling, went to the jobcentre today to see about signing on. they said because i have been out the country for 6 years, i had prove i was british! and because i have not worked here, my contributions to the state have fallen behind. if i dont make back payments i can be taken to court and have them stopped from any employment until they are up to date! how bull**** is that!

And yet if you had lived here all of your life but never worked, they'd happily shower you with money. It's a silly system we have in this country.

Datatek · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 said:
i know the feeling, went to the jobcentre today to see about signing on. they said because i have been out the country for 6 years, i had prove i was british! and because i have not worked here, my contributions to the state have fallen behind. if i dont make back payments i can be taken to court and have them stopped from any employment until they are up to date! how bull**** is that!

Tell them to go poke their heads up their own arse's. If you are not working, there is no obligation to make contributions. You can at any time write to the DWP and ask how much it will cost to make up missing contributions. I had to have 44 years and it cost me very little to make up the 6 years I was missing as a result of my time in Africa. Now only 30 years (I think) contributions are needed for a full state pension so they are just ****ing you about. I had similar experiences until I conned the head office into thinking I was actually African and not English, then they tied themselves in knots sorting things out.

They may have no idea of what contributions you have made, they lost millions of records when the NI and Tax computers were combined a few years ago.

sas1810 · Nov 13, 2012

Thanks Keith! i'll give that a go. prob asking me for mine as i was probaly 1 that got screwed over on the change lol

Datatek · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 said:
Thanks Keith! i'll give that a go. prob asking me for mine as i was probaly 1 that got screwed over on the change lol

If they have lost your records, they will not admit it, what they will do is ask you to confirm with evidence your contributions and employment, this is to your advantage as with a little imagination you can push them into giving you contribution years that you don't have

sas1810 · Nov 13, 2012

crafty F****r

wil2813 · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 said:
crafty F****r

thats right they lost my self ass a couple of years ago. they actually wrote to me admitting they had recieved them and lost them, then sent me a fixed penalty for £100 what a joke

fanatic · Nov 13, 2012

HMRC drones and their AUTHORISED Solicitors can be tangled in knots

Datatek · Nov 13, 2012

wil2813 said:
thats right they lost my self ass a couple of years ago. they actually wrote to me admitting they had recieved them and lost them, then sent me a fixed penalty for £100 what a joke

Always use recorded delivery. You can have fun if you have the time and the money making counter claims against them

wil2813 · Nov 13, 2012

Datatek said:
Always use recorded delivery. You can have fun if you have the time and the money making counter claims against them

worth knowing cheers data and yes anything and everyting is sent recorded to hmrc always.

sas1810 · Nov 13, 2012

curtousy of Wil

wil2813 · Nov 13, 2012

sas1810 · Nov 13, 2012

you got it mate!

Datatek · Nov 14, 2012

sas1810 said:
just found our number 1 car for the showroom!
Rang rover p38 comp safari/challenge off road racer | eBay

Wouldn't buy it, rear prop is missing, must have a seized VCU

sas1810 · Nov 14, 2012

Datatek said:
Wouldn't buy it, rear prop is missing, must have a seized VCU

i think its missing as he said its shorter than normal. prob not got round to cutting and re-welding it. or dont know how to

dont like the idea of the V12 lump though lol

Datatek · Nov 14, 2012

sas1810 said:
i think its missing as he said its shorter than normal. prob not got round to cutting and re-welding it. or dont know how to

dont like the idea of the V12 lump though lol

The transmission and diff's are barely up to coping with the 4.6 V8, a V12 would destroy the transmission in no time

kevwill · Nov 14, 2012

Hey sas1810, could I get a job in the underpigeon workshop? My Range Rover manual tells me I need to keep the battery warm in winter. Problem being, its parked in the road; so peeps would either nick my 2 bar heater out of the open engine bay, or plug their Christmas lights into the extension lead I ran thru' the letterbox. So this year - wood burner conversion - whaddya reckon?......

sas1810 · Nov 14, 2012

kevwill said:
Hey sas1810, could I get a job in the underpigeon workshop? My Range Rover manual tells me I need to keep the battery warm in winter. Problem being, its parked in the road; so peeps would either nick my 2 bar heater out of the open engine bay, or plug their Christmas lights into the extension lead I ran thru' the letterbox. So this year - wood burner conversion - whaddya reckon?......View attachment 37758

of course! you could even warm spuds on it and sell them in the street

wammers · Nov 14, 2012

sas1810 said:
of course! you could even warm spuds on it and sell them in the street

With the appropriate trading licence of course.

sas1810 · Nov 16, 2012

Oooooopps! what have these people done?

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