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As a brief attempt to enter the Defence market, UNDERPIGEON launched its concept model - the Disco Defence Model, NATO codename 'Pile'o'****e' F7.

This is the Air Defence Variant designed with Combat Air Patrol in mind, we did designa Interdiction/Strike version, but we couldn't get it off the ground due to reliability issues (As it was based on the P38).

During a recent outting in the Red Flag competition in America, the Disco Defence F7 scored an impressive 1/2 point out of 1200 in all activities, which beats the 1/4 point score handed to us after the Giant Voice and Purple Thunder Exercises.

We are extremely Proud to be part of the Defence Review set for 2016, when we shall be dropping Evoques from the Back of Hercs in a bid to beat the enemy by making them laugh so hard they pass out....

Kind Regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Defence Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk

Just found a leaked photo of the pilots:-

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Looks like my guys at www.underpigeon.co.uk have leaked out some of our new ideas from the Design Lab...

An the last one that everyone thinks is ruined - isn't.....

It has been creatively designed to be filled with foam for those moments when you decide to take it wading in a bid to cross the Atlantic - we call it the 'Titanic' conversion - very popular I might add.!!

My shorty wife bought the UNDERPIGEON your heightened model. It's said to stand tall amongst other models.

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Well went to look at this inferior model but I was sure there were some stowaways going through customs
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As a brief attempt to enter the Defence market, UNDERPIGEON launched its concept model - the Disco Defence Model, NATO codename 'Pile'o'****e' F7.

This is the Air Defence Variant designed with Combat Air Patrol in mind, we did designa Interdiction/Strike version, but we couldn't get it off the ground due to reliability issues (As it was based on the P38).

During a recent outting in the Red Flag competition in America, the Disco Defence F7 scored an impressive 1/2 point out of 1200 in all activities, which beats the 1/4 point score handed to us after the Giant Voice and Purple Thunder Exercises.

We are extremely Proud to be part of the Defence Review set for 2016, when we shall be dropping Evoques from the Back of Hercs in a bid to beat the enemy by making them laugh so hard they pass out....

Kind Regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Defence Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk

Thanks for sorting my TV out - signal is great

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Thanks for sorting my TV out - signal is great

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As many know there are reports of poor RF issues with the P38 model Range Rover which means the upgraded Received is needed to prevent battery drain.

Well to ensure the same doesn't happen to the new Security system UNDERPIGEON fit to the Disco II models, we install a discrete set of antennas to propoerly attenuate the RF signal to prevent spurious signal noise from flattening the battery.

We hope you find the discrete service we can provide for you to be of the utmost quality.

With Kind Regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk
 
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Looks like you have found the Interior model we are designing for Datatek when he finally succombs to the L322 tribe. He asked for us to base the interior on the same colours and fabrics found in 1970's Danish Porn movies he is so fond of.

We contacted several companies to get the fabric, but they said all they had in stock was second hand. So a few months were spent cleaning the ...er ...ermm... spillages out of the carpets prior to fitment, but we are pleased with the result and we hope Datatek will be too once he purchases his L322.

The Pnik wheels on the sport are for the Gay Pride march next year and will be on sale to all who attend with a massive discount of 3p per whell/tyre package.

The Gold Sport was designed with Gold Rover in mind before he choose his L322 Full Fat instead.

With kind regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk
 
Looks like you have found the Interior model we are designing for Datatek when he finally succombs to the L322 tribe. He asked for us to base the interior on the same colours and fabrics found in 1970's Danish Porn movies he is so fond of.

We contacted several companies to get the fabric, but they said all they had in stock was second hand. So a few months were spent cleaning the ...er ...ermm... spillages out of the carpets prior to fitment, but we are pleased with the result and we hope Datatek will be too once he purchases his L322.

The Pnik wheels on the sport are for the Gay Pride march next year and will be on sale to all who attend with a massive discount of 3p per whell/tyre package.

The Gold Sport was designed with Gold Rover in mind before he choose his L322 Full Fat instead.

With kind regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk


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what the hell is plumbed into the back of that classic ? :S
That is our newly designed 'Moon Shine' Kit for the Hill Billy in you....

Guaranteed to brew 100% proof 'Shine that will ensure you loose sight in both eyes for 3 days, and comes with a book of 'money off' vouchers for Stomach Pumps at the local A&E.

With Kind Regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk
 
Looks like you have found the Interior model we are designing for Datatek when he finally succombs to the L322 tribe. He asked for us to base the interior on the same colours and fabrics found in 1970's Danish Porn movies he is so fond of.

We contacted several companies to get the fabric, but they said all they had in stock was second hand. So a few months were spent cleaning the ...er ...ermm... spillages out of the carpets prior to fitment, but we are pleased with the result and we hope Datatek will be too once he purchases his L322.

The Pnik wheels on the sport are for the Gay Pride march next year and will be on sale to all who attend with a massive discount of 3p per whell/tyre package.

The Gold Sport was designed with Gold Rover in mind before he choose his L322 Full Fat instead.


With kind regards,
The UNDERPIGEON Team

www.underpigeon.co.uk

Once again my apologies on the change of mind but I just couldn't resist the FFRR in gold when the vision was placed in fron t of me. However, having seen your amazing and subtle work on the black/pink version I may have to be back for that particular modification. :D
 
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