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Ey up anybody seen Clamidia, my second favourite pig. Shes gone missing from my back yard.
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I'll check the back of me truck M8.
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Thing is I've been doing a scientific experiment on her and if any one cooks and eats her the consequences will be dire. Especially the skin if its made into pork scratchings.
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Wont be me M8, the teeth cant take 'em anymore
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Fookin ell Yella its like ah . . . .gulp. . . .pig stye in ere,what is grunt doin wiv that pig , jest give us a beer, and tell the regulars were gaylan der people and not to talk all stupid as is normal fer a tractor pub, smirk. . .
der people and not to talk all stupid as is normal fer a tractor pub, smirk. . .
GRUNT
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Yousee theres a chemical in the skin that will change your pesonality if you eat it. So if a hairdresser ate pork scratchings from Clamidia he, or she would instantly want to get a tractor and get muddy.
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Can i smell brut or hai katate or was a gaylander just in here???
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Yeah it was minger looking for some lubrication they've run out in the Gaylander. I've lent him a tin of diff oil.
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MMMmmmmm diff oil, now ya talking
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Like double. . . gulp. . . .GRUNT said:
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he wanted it for his mate Everard. Dunno what thy are up to.
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Bar tender there's a pig turd in ma beer. . .
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Keep gulping ming...................but when you 'wake in the morning..........you will still not have a land rover
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Still better than a porky pig van. . . .smirk, , ,glug , hic,parp. . . . .pigpen said:
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ming said:
that'll be grunt then!
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Bit quiet in here today!!
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pigpen said:Bit quiet in here today!!
it is very quiet today. may be it be time to get a round in before everyone turns up!
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Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD
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pigpen said:Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD
and i will join you with a magner, as it is, no ice and straight from the bottle............... bbuuurrrrp oops.sorry
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Hi guys
< door swings open with a theatrical sweeping motion and Daisy flounces in in her best party dress and hiking boots >
Thanks for the welcome yesterday peeps. I'll have a rum and black - and make it Woods 100, none of that pansy stuff for me.
Hmmmm - bit quiet, I guess they're all waiting on Mr Blair's retirement announcement.
I'll just hang my rubber macintosh over here and wait a while
< door swings open with a theatrical sweeping motion and Daisy flounces in in her best party dress and hiking boots >
Thanks for the welcome yesterday peeps. I'll have a rum and black - and make it Woods 100, none of that pansy stuff for me.
Hmmmm - bit quiet, I guess they're all waiting on Mr Blair's retirement announcement.
I'll just hang my rubber macintosh over here and wait a while
