pigpen
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What pints or is it 4 posts!!
the zone inn(open all day)
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cartman690
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evenin landlord bottle of bud please and a yard of ale please fur the missus shes drivin.
pigpen
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Wot language would that be then
Take5
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Dunno, he's sober I can't understand 'im <hic> 
Take5
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Ooh, guess what the next new thread is going to about
pigpen
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Now your a big boy, congrats
Daisy Proudfoot
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It's a pub! Well I have a sad tale to tell boys and girls.
I'm 40 this month and me mum asks us what do I want for me birthday so I says: "pint of Hobgoblin please" - no actually I says: "an off-roading course, there's one in Durham." and she says: "what a stupid present (aaagrgh) think of something else." I'll end up with a flippin necklace or something now.....sob!
Daisy
I'm 40 this month and me mum asks us what do I want for me birthday so I says: "pint of Hobgoblin please" - no actually I says: "an off-roading course, there's one in Durham." and she says: "what a stupid present (aaagrgh) think of something else." I'll end up with a flippin necklace or something now.....sob!
Daisy
pigpen
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Tell her you want a rubber mat for ya 90
Daisy Proudfoot
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Rubber! Beats carpets any day! Ah well, time for the off - good place this. I'll pop in tomorrow
yella
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bit quiet in here aint it, i spose everyone is in the gay bar
slob
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oo you like rubber then?
yella
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who me
Pagan
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Ey!! nowt wrong wiv rubber lads!! ere aren't most of yer pants n mattresses made outta that yet?? (DUCK)
discomania
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Service please...
yella
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feckin self service in here maniac it aint like in the poofy gay bar
Pagan
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Eeeh !! be patient young discomania, what takes yer fancy tonight then - pint of Bent Beak? Ferrets Bum? or whats about some Nuns Knickers??
yella
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oi page one, i'm at what they call the inbetween stage meself, too old fer nappies too young fer the incontinence pants if yer catch me drift
discomania
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Just some cheap domestic beer for the missus here and a pint of Diff-oil.
Pagan
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OOH!! caught yer drift alright Yella, you sure you don't want any of them rubber pants?? tee hee
tee hee
yella
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not just yet ffs
