The T.O.S.S.E.R.S. Salisbury Shufty

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I'm looking fer a lift and use of a passenger seat for duration of Salisbury shuffle as me disco's not really well enough fer offroading An I've decided I need ta get away fer a couple of days. I'm fully house trained, come complete with ipaq satnav & memorymap. and am an expert map reader & gate opener/closer (are their any gates on salisbury Plain?) So if Grunt or Take 5 or anyone else from up Narth. is heading down and has a spare seat I would really appreciate it.
 
redhand said:
I'm looking fer a lift and use of a passenger seat for duration of Salisbury shuffle as me disco's not really well enough fer offroading An I've decided I need ta get away fer a couple of days. I'm fully house trained, come complete with ipaq satnav & memorymap. and am an expert map reader & gate opener/closer (are their any gates on salisbury Plain?) So if Grunt or Take 5 or anyone else from up Narth. is heading down and has a spare seat I would really appreciate it.
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Ear HandShandy! ave asked Daft and he sed he's come get you in the Dibnah. He's leaving today so he gets there and back in time..
 
yooz **** takin' TOSSERS - just wait - i got my articulated lorry load of Paddock bits today - so its strip steerin' , front diff, rear diff, brakes, rear axle, headlights, front wings, roof, bonnet, front steerin' balls and gearbox to do now - so i hope yu aint got anything booked fur the next 3 weeks.
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
yooz **** takin' TOSSERS - just wait - i got my articulated lorry load of Paddock bits today - so its strip steerin' , front diff, rear diff, brakes, rear axle, headlights, front wings, roof, bonnet, front steerin' balls and gearbox to do now - so i hope yu aint got anything booked fur the next 3 weeks.
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Then you'll just need an oil tanker ter drive along beside yer to salisbury...
 
Ere' Daft, must be leaking out somewhere. Cun't of burned that much! D'you think that was what I thought wuz water marks leading into the car park at the boozer?

Can you see any obvious leaks?
 
its the 26th. Yu is gonna miss a goodun - as well as the TOSSERS - the northern guys are comin down too - Sirus, Mondo, Grunt, Redhand as well as Paul637.
 
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