The obvious question nobody asks...

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Taggy said:
So there is a woman who doesn't moan about when you coming in...
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I could turn that one around a bit. I always moan at t'other half for coming in too early. "You can't possibly have fixed it all yet..."
And I have to keep the tea coming. Blimey you'd think a bloke would be pleased to work on a filthy old Landy... :D
 
oooh the opportunities for reading that not quite right auntie, try changing landy to lady like i read it the first time!

So you make tea! Luxury! Mite have to start takin me campin stove out with me! looks like you live a bit too far to pop round and make me a cuppa while im fixin stuff!
 
PS, She's a perfect size 12 with 36E breasts - and very pretty! She does all the cooking, cleaning, loves rubbing my feet, loves landrovers, is a whore in the bedroom! In return, I do the bloke jobs, DIY, cars, mowing the lawn etc. She's definitely a keeper!

Does she by any chance have a twin sister?
 
dsj1979 said:
PS, She's a perfect size 12 with 36E breasts - and very pretty! She does all the cooking, cleaning, loves rubbing my feet, loves landrovers, is a whore in the bedroom! In return, I do the bloke jobs, DIY, cars, mowing the lawn etc. She's definitely a keeper! :D
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is it just me? - why has no one asked fur pictures?
 
this is more like it, Grunt.

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