The obvious question nobody asks...

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coppergrease

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OK guys, I have sat and pondered this for long enough. I think it is time you Landie Gurus earn your keep!

Where are all the women who desperately yearn and want a man with a slightly oily Landie? I have been looking in Scotland and fear only the Polish girls are interested, although that is not an entirely bad thing! :D Where are all the indigenous ones?

Respondents please bear in mind a positive suggestion may result in your local pub being too crowded to attend for several weeks. :rolleyes:
 
Stay away from the indigenous 1ns, look east.... and i dont mean hackney or france,

As one of the few blokes with a woman who actually enjoyed the eastnor casle LRO show, i consider myself a lucky man.
 
My missus is always nagging me about my landy! "When are we going to go to a land rover show, what about billing?", "Lets go camping!", "This one is my landy isn't it!", "you enjoy yourself and play with it, just call when you want me to bring out tea or food!", " I like you covered in oil, it show's you're a real man!".

Hmmmnnnnn........ maybe I've got a good un here....... :D
 
dsj1979 said:
My missus is always nagging me about my landy! "When are we going to go to a land rover show, what about billing?", "Lets go camping!", "This one is my landy isn't it!", "you enjoy yourself and play with it, just call when you want me to bring out tea or food!", " I like you covered in oil, it show's you're a real man!".

Hmmmnnnnn........ maybe I've got a good un here....... :D
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...and then you wake up ;)
 
Griffdowg said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! your dreaming about your landy, not your girl. besides, you like men
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Actually.... dreaming about landys would fit in more...... But I'm afraid all above is the truth my dear fellows, and I love being able to say it! :D

And....... I thank you for your interest in my sexuality, and I'm sure you're lovely Griffdowg but I'm afraid you're not my type; though hang in there, I'm sure the right man, or boy, will come along. I along with the other members on this forum are proud of your courage in coming out, and I would just like you to know that we don't think any differently about you. Though bugger bending over to pick up the soap in Billing showers if you're around! I'll bring a spare! lol :D

PS, She's a perfect size 12 with 36E breasts - and very pretty! She does all the cooking, cleaning, loves rubbing my feet, loves landrovers, is a whore in the bedroom! In return, I do the bloke jobs, DIY, cars, mowing the lawn etc. She's definitely a keeper! :D
 
Treworgey 90 said:
How much does she charge?
Sod it - sent er round ere anyway!;)
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lol!

Funny thing is, she doesn't realise how good she is! She says, "why don't other girls like land rovers then?" and just likes doing the womanly stuff! I love saying what she's like to other people with Land Rovers, especially after they say what their missus is like with them! lol! :D
 
dsj1979 said:
My missus is always nagging me about my landy! "When are we going to go to a land rover show, what about billing?", "Lets go camping!", "This one is my landy isn't it!", "you enjoy yourself and play with it, just call when you want me to bring out tea or food!", " I like you covered in oil, it show's you're a real man!".

Hmmmnnnnn........ maybe I've got a good un here....... :D
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Oooer that sounds like my missus too.
Except mine's not too keen with the oil especially on her nice clean tea towels.
 
So there is a woman who doesn't moan about when you coming in it'd be nice to speak to you this weekend, do you HAVE to do that now, is that another bit of the car in the kitchen. Why don't you sell it and buy a small car etc... stil she'll come to shows cos she likes the bit where they drive over cars and the odd girly shop that appears there! She does look good sat in landy tho!
 
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