Tango91
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That’s good to know, thanks one less thing to worry about for a minute then.
Loving this so far, i feel your pain also in a similar but slightly less rusty situation (only slightly!) as yourself. My misses isnt 100% on the Disco so all these small (at the moment!) jobs really dont help with matters! Good job so far ill put pics of my welding up soon enough you'll feel much better!^^ Ominous foreshadowing.
A cautionary tale for you folks tonight.
So, did you ever have one of those days? I've got a double gin on the go and more looks imminent so I shall explain.
I learned a few things today.
First was that there's a special place in hell for whoever decided to put those stupid chrome caps on the wheel nuts and cutting the damn things off so I don't have to hammer on a socket every time is quite high up my priority list.
Second, My disco apparently has one of those fancy transparent anti-roll bars in the back with the bluetooth drop links. Which would explain why the door handles drag on the pavement when you go around a corner. (Is that an MOT failure?)
I guess that's on me for not checking but in my defence, I've not owned one of these before so I didn't notice it by it's absence. Oh well.
Third, the rear chassis legs don't look too bad behind the spring perches. Which is nice.
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Unfortunately things go downhill a bit here
The front of the chassis seems to be in excellent (if muddy) condition. But from the body mounts in front of the rear wheels to the bracket for the watts linkage...
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Oof. Once you start with the needle scaler there's no going back.
Liz Truss said it's disgraceful that we import cheese, but let me tell you, there's some bloody fantastic aged swiss made in Solihull right here.
I guess that would explain the lack of ARB, the mounts are... not.
The rot is on both sides of the chassis leg and on this outer side it goes all the way to the body mount outrigger, which it has also eaten part of. I can only assume the spring perch was the only thing holding the back of the car on.
This was at about 10am this morning, (Sunday) and up until this point I'd been having a reasonable day.
I'd just bought some cans of zinc primer and stone guard paint in anticipation of a straightforward patch job. (Ha!)
Now, A dilemma.
it's taken me 301/2 years to get myself the land rover I always yearned for and here it is. And after this, her indoors won't entertain the thought of another one. So I browsed around a bit looking for a hitman for hire but they all cost more money than I've got.
I could sort of see which way the wind was blowing and I know you can get a half-chassis for about a grand or so, which I also do not have the money for at the moment, because adulting is hard. So I'm going to have to save up for a few weeks. So this one needs to not snap in half for a few weeks until I'm less poor.
Right. A Plan.
So off I went. I'm lucky to have the use of the workshop at the yard where my crane is based, and I know where the fitter hides the keys to his snap-on toolboxes.
You probably know the drill, cutting out rust, grinding, cardboard template, cut the metal, fit it, change it, start again because you ballsed it up, tack it in, blow holes through the rust you're trying to weld to, cut it back some more, have a drink, another template, etc.
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Mercifully, the bottom of the box to the left hand side of the welded seam was pretty solid for most of it. Here I'm replacing the bottom and corner with a section cut from some ~2mm walled box section.
Please excuse the welds, I am not proud and welding to rusty metal is not my forte.
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That went in... okish except for at the back where the chassis section that went inside the spring perch is just completely gone.
I took a break for a cup of tea and to rock backwards and forwards in the corner while hyperventilating for a few minutes, which i always feel does you a world of good.
I cut a lot more rot out of the side of the chassis leg, the spring perch, and the shock mount which was skeletal at this point and started roughing out the side, working forwards to where it was less bad.
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Again, please excuse the fugly welds, i swear I can run a nice bead on clean metal that isn't upside down two feet off the floor. Note the shock mount trapezoid-skeletal-thing that's all that was left after a good scaling.
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After these two, I added one more of these thick (~5mm) plates, which i neglected to photograph, that slid in under the remains of the shock mount and tied into the not-entirely-awful "metal" that headed off down to the body mount outrigger. This bit had a few small holes in it so for good measure I added a thin ~1.5mm plate to the outside of it just in case.
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Also filled in the bits I had to cut out of the spring mount there where the ground lead is clamped on.
I would have taken the shock completely off but the top bolt just felt 'wrong' despite moving which set off alarm bells; I was NOT in the mood to try and extract broken bolts from mission critical systems at this point in the proceedings.
I tidied up a few bits, added a bit to tie the bottom of the member to the reasonable metal where the watts linkage bracket was somehow still existing and whole.
Then I gave it a coat of zinc primer because we wouldn't want it to RUST now, would we?
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So not wonderful but hopefully less ticking-time bomb. I didn't even attempt to start on the inside of the chassis leg or, god forbid, the other side because a) It was about 8.30 pm and b) I'd learned my lesson and put the needle scaler back in the drawer. And c) because I don't dare at this point.
I tidied up and drove it carefully home, and when I went inside, brown from head to toe from the rust and dust and grinding and looking like a puppy that had been kicked, my wonderful, understanding SO who I do not deserve asked very diplomatically how bad it was, then told me i was an idiot and that she'd told me so and how much was a half chassis for the damn thing because I couldn't be running around in a screaming metal death trap.
I wasn't expecting it but she took pity on me (I really don't deserve her) and offered to lend me the bulk of the money for a replacement half, but she did take great pains to emphasise again that she'd told me so and she was right about the Jimny blowing up as well and that my next car would be a boring economical box and I wasn't even listening so why bother.
On the upside, i got some nice Pioneer speakers out of the jimny and fitted them in the disco to replace the broken front door speakers. So overall a good day
Now I guess i need to go very carefully over the chassis to find out where the good bit starts and order the corresponding length replacement, which i suspect will include the rear outriggers.
I'm starting to think that the key to Land Rover ownership is a strong relationship. Or living in Dubai or something, I dunno.
Please send help.
I admire your tenacity. I would have torched it by now.
Bargain I'd say, ive got alloys on mine and agree with you 100% id swap for steeliesPicked up these steelies over the weekend. Not everyone's taste, i know, but I like them and I don't like alloys on a 4x4.
Four with decent BF Goodrich KO2 235/70R16 and a spare with a new Michelin. I paid £250 for the lot, which considering these tyres are ~£180 each new...
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The old ones are a bit big for the rims I think?
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And the new ones fitted. Definitely shorter but I don't mind. All in good time.
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The spare had a broken valve stem so I used the ol' 60-ton mobile press to pop the bead off
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The seller was a top guy and was nice enough to throw in some LED lights he'd taken off his nice Disco:
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I just looked on ebay and those big ones are £186 new! Result!
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