T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

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I think the non 'amsheer crews aught to go thro a 6 months quarantine period as well - we dont wanna catch rabees or summat.

I will be wearing my speshul Field marshalls cap for the occasion - so no pith taking please.
 
Grippa said:
Yeah, and we dun't want any of you fekers climbing up anything and unfurling any of them "Free Kernow" banners neeva. This is a non-political laning trip & anyone not observing protocol will be deported to Yarksheer.
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And anyone caught BBQ'in 'Pastys', 'Haggis' or ANYTHING thass not South East'ish proppa food will be dealt with accordingly. Only sossidgis and burgers are permittid. And buns.
 
Mustard and Ketchup are permitted. Still awaiting approval of Brown Sauce. So until this is given the 'all clear', please do not attempt to use it.
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
aw HB - we gorra have BBQ sorce - and that Rasta sorce wot Grippa has.
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All I cun do is put you suggestion thru to the "Board of T*O*S*S*E*R's and BBQ's and Green Laning and Drinkin **** Loads O Beer Trusteeeees" and see if they accept you applicayshun..

Ok, iss bin acceptid.
 
so we gorra BOTABSGLADSLOBT now - av we? - i fink i prefer Tosser Wannerbee And Totty (TW*Ts) and BUMMERs.

I nearly fergot to metchun - all non TOSSER participants are oh facially known as TW*Ts.
 
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