T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

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fought so..i rekon it goes like this,

bbq planned, date changed, date, changed, date changed.

nelly says hello!

40 pages of whos stuck with nelly, where to seat him,and how to keep his hands from wandering over to grippa.

and now we're here, page 107.
 
FOOCOUGH THEN!

It's him wots ment ter be molesterising me not tother way round!!

Ear tha's reet I fort I was gonna be mapreadin cos grippa's such a foo' and dun' know "my way" from "your way".

Does noone wanna borow my CB? less ter pack then lol.
 
I know ilfracoombe int in kernow, but its bluddy close from where I am! Still in the arse end of ingland :D snigger.

I's done me duke of edinburgh actually fankyou, and I's passed me advanced nav and pilot nav lessons so there :p haha
 
I know ilfracoombe int in kernow, but its bluddy close from where I am! Still in the arse end of ingland :D snigger.

I's done me duke of edinburgh actually fankyou, and I's passed me advanced nav and pilot nav lessons so there :p haha

well I done me cyclin proficiency in 1969, an even I know that Ilfracombe is a ferkin long way from Kernow.
 
Hello Daaave!
 

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cuuple of quick Q's - who has a winch, CB, chainsaw?

it is good to have at least one winch (and chainsaw) per group and lead/tail should have CB's.

Clivees - if yu are running tail gunner - do you want to borrow Nellys CB?
 
cuuple of quick Q's - who has a winch, CB, chainsaw?

it is good to have at least one winch (and chainsaw) per group and lead/tail should have CB's.

Clivees - if yu are running tail gunner - do you want to borrow Nellys CB?

Have we had a hurricane since you did the reccy then?! We is ony doin some gentle lanes then eatin sossigis!! An axe or bow saw will be adequate enuff i'm sure! We int doin an experdition to the rain forest!:rolleyes: Mondo has a winch, but seein as we're still in 'Mondo Mode' we will probably be the only ones who need it. But I doubt it...!
 
hee hee
I fort HB wud like a bit of sawin an stuff - traps - now theres an idea - make it more interesting.

I got confusididled - i was finking of more than one route :rolleyes:

maybe we could just set traps fur Sirus - when he comes down?

I did just say it was a good idea - not necessary.
 
Reet. Has everyone who's comin to the BBQ had the relevant vaccinations? We'll need to see a doctors note on the day to prove this. You will also need to have your passports and visa's ready for inspecshun. Border control between the counties is very strict and we wint want no one gettin arresterized. When we meet, don't forget to salute Field Marshall Daft. The 'opening cerimony' for the day will start with the synchronised land rover display team, followed by a 'group mooning' lead by the Team Captain Grippa. It is essential that all botties are clean and free from dangleberries. Anyone wot misbehaves or moons too early will be dealt with in the appropriate manner by Grippa.:rolleyes: :D :p
 
Yeah, and we dun't want any of you fekers climbing up anything and unfurling any of them "Free Kernow" banners neeva. This is a non-political laning trip & anyone not observing protocol will be deported to Yarksheer.
 
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