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What would be a labour estimate?
Dont you mean what would the overspend be???????
their estimate would be well under....
Snorkels, whats the story???
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Dont you mean what would the overspend be???????
their estimate would be well under....
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I don't want a baby FFS.
What about lib dems?
Initially very realistic but ultimately whatever the conservatives say.
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I don't want a baby FFS.
What about lib dems?
cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
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cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
Are you saying my missus is a horse?
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cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
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That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
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That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
I told you them cheap chinese straps wuz crap.
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I told you them cheap chinese straps wuz crap.
I heard they gave way as she bolted when yer tried ter kiss her
Told you ya shoulda put yer wellies on her - always use a rubber!!!
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I heard they gave way as she bolted when yer tried ter kiss her
Told you ya shoulda put yer wellies on her - always use a rubber!!!
there speaks a man of expierience
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there speaks a man of expierience
Well you gotta give em a kiss, int yer! Ever seen a sheep pucker up?
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there speaks a man of expierience
Have you met his bit on the side? Apparently she's called baaaaaabara.
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thankfully not
Heartless bastid - i bet you are more of a koala man (eats, shoots and leaves). There are broken hearted sheep all over dorset and somerset!
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Nope but I have seen how long their tongues are.
My favourite sheep I call rimmer.
I see the ram's got you fooled
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I see the ram's got you fooled
I aint no fool.
I don't have to buy it a drink, It don't want money for new handbags and shoes, It don't run up a big phone bill, It will suck for longer than the missus. It don't complain when I get another one.
Now who's the fool.
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Yeah so snorkels..........
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I aint no fool.
I don't have to buy it a drink, It don't want money for new handbags and shoes, It don't run up a big phone bill, It will suck for longer than the missus. It don't complain when I get another one.
Now who's the fool.
And when it asks you to "eat it", you can...with mint sauce!
Do you eat roast lamb with a feeling that you might already have been there???
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Snorkels schmorkels, we're talkin sheep here!
