S*L*U*T*S NEWBIES trip to Salisbury plain

It was one of thoses " i'll just have 10 minutes moments".

I emptied all my recovery gear out of the disco and filled up the back with rubbish for the tip.Put baby in her chair on the front seat then dumped me rubbish.
On the way back thought quick drive through the lane back home......Got stuck 2 hours of digging and putting stuff under tyre..d'oh didnt work.Asked a very nice farmer to pull me out,who himself loved laning !
Pulled me out and guess what I'd ripped the feckin valve out of my rear tyre....please mr can i borrow your wheel brace

BoomerV8 said:

Well you lot got some high expectations for me, haven't you? :wtf:

Its only fair youse lot takin the **** - I take the **** outta each and every one of you enuff, so I guess it'll have to be classed as payback

At least it'll give a newb a bit of confidence seeing that at least one of us is on girlie tyres.

I have 20 on my list so far for pizza - you have 24 hours to let me know (if you haven't already) if you want me to book a place for you - otherwise you'll just have to take pot luck on the day.

Oh, and 90boy this is speshully for you................................













.............................................................'May yer bollocks fester and drop off and yer next turd be a hedgehog' :rolly:

Rotten bastid..................





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snigger ha ha ha

Pizza Hut has been booked for 30 peeps, we should drop in there for apporx 4:30 - 5pm.
Don't forget your sandwiches for lunch

zan79 said:

Pizza Hut has been booked for 30 peeps, we should drop in there for apporx 4:30 - 5pm.
Don't forget your sandwiches for lunch

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well done that woman :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Disco71 said:

well done that woman :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

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Now I hope you're not trying to be smart again:boink:

zan79 said:

Now I hope you're not trying to be smart again:boink:

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what me ???

i'll go and stand in the corner of the room and be quiet :frusty:

Disco71 said:

what me ???

i'll go and stand in the corner of the room and be quiet :frusty:

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and if you don't behave I shall be forced to smack your bum :Cry:

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just coz u cant smack boomers stop bullying me

Disco71 said:

:behindsofa:

just coz u cant smack boomers stop bullying me

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Boomer's not here so I got to pick on someone and you are a good enough target

zan79 said:

and if you don't behave I shall be forced to smack your bum :Cry:

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If yu keep offering services like that, they'll be queuein up for miles:clap2: :mooning:

zan79 said:

and if you don't behave I shall be forced to smack your bum :Cry:

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:attention: is this private - or can anyone join in?:bolt: :crutch:

Dorset VogueSE said:

If yu keep offering services like that, they'll be queuein up for miles:clap2: :mooning:

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Why have you been a naughty boy too?? :scratching_chin:

The Mad Hat Man said:

:attention: is this private - or can anyone join in?:bolt: :crutch:

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I don't know daft, I wouldn't want you to break something with me putting you over my knee.:crutch:

zan79 said:

Why have you been a naughty boy too?? :scratching_chin:

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You nevva can tell

Does Mrs Ming know you are now handing out coporal punishment anorl??:fish: :behindsofa:

it could be arranged

i didnt like to say DV !:lol: :lol: :lol: :emps1:

DV does yer need a hand to load the gearbvox into yer disco ?

Disco71 said:

DV does yer need a hand to load the gearbvox into yer disco ?

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Thanks for the offer but I have an engine crane that can do all the hard work for me.

See you Sat

Dorset VogueSE said:

Thanks for the offer but I have an engine crane that can do all the hard work for me.

See you Sat

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ok buddy :amen: to that