S*L*U*T*S NEWBIES trip to Salisbury plain

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It was one of thoses " i'll just have 10 minutes moments".

I emptied all my recovery gear out of the disco and filled up the back with rubbish for the tip.Put baby in her chair on the front seat then dumped me rubbish.
On the way back thought quick drive through the lane back home......Got stuck 2 hours of digging and putting stuff under tyre..d'oh didnt work.Asked a very nice farmer to pull me out,who himself loved laning !
Pulled me out and guess what I'd ripped the feckin valve out of my rear tyre....please mr can i borrow your wheel brace :mad:
 
BoomerV8 said:
Well you lot got some high expectations for me, haven't you? :wtf:

Its only fair youse lot takin the **** - I take the **** outta each and every one of you enuff, so I guess it'll have to be classed as payback :rolleyes:

At least it'll give a newb a bit of confidence seeing that at least one of us is on girlie tyres.:p

I have 20 on my list so far for pizza - you have 24 hours to let me know (if you haven't already) if you want me to book a place for you - otherwise you'll just have to take pot luck on the day.

Oh, and 90boy this is speshully for you................................













.............................................................'May yer bollocks fester and drop off and yer next turd be a hedgehog' :p :rolly:

Rotten bastid..................:D





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snigger ha ha ha:D :D :D :D
 
Pizza Hut has been booked for 30 peeps, we should drop in there for apporx 4:30 - 5pm.
Don't forget your sandwiches for lunch
 
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