S*L*U*T*S Autumn Laning And Chips By The Sea

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ratty said:
We were driving unknown territory. Some of it wuz a bit tight to say the least.:eek: Some of the group recce'd a lane and rekoned we'd get down ok. They all went down it. I was hanging back just in case and cos sirus wuz in front doing the same. We all came to a standstill. They couldn't get through. We all had to winch each other out. I pulled sirus. Sirus pulled Dorset vogue. Dorset vogue pulled BoomerV8. (you get the idea). We abandoned that cos time wuz getting on and I wuz getting the DT's due to lack of chippies. While queueing at the chippy they explained the reason we couldn't get through was cos of a Stub of a branch stuck out. I had a bow saw and a folding pruner on board and Sirus had a saw too. They hadn't asked if anyone had one.:D :D :D :D :D :D
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FACT: Lane was recce'd on foot first, I broke my first rule of laning and went down a lane I wasn't at least 99% happy with.
We asked DV to wait before following as he was only 2WD.
IF I cleared the branch, then we would proceed down the lane. Unfortunately DV followed BEFORE I gave the all clear and that is how we ended up having a cluster**** on the end of a small remote lane in Dorset. :p :p :p :p
I asked for a saw, but noone said they had one. :p :p :p :p




redhand said:
They is gonna struggle to follow LR's Tread lightly policy int they??? Does they all say "Fee Fi Fo Fum" before they order their food.
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No................
We say's: "Pikey, get to the back of the queue where you belong before we set Si and ratty on you" :p



The Mad Hat Man said:
we still gorra teach the "norverners" the Grippa salute ;)
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Nah - just teach them their place instead ;)



TheVengefulElephant said:
Erm, excuses me, do the chipshops we be going to serve nice fick gravy? Or shall I bring me bisto?
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They do good curry sauce I believe, although DV is the expert on this particular Chippy. Ask him :eek:
 
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