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There not pasties, there flat pies for you Northerners...
Red diesel?
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tractorman
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Heard bout this a couple of days ago about a farmer with his 110 who was at a farm sale (tax guys/customs + excise/ dickheads whatever) come quite frequently to farm sales to test, asked one guy who refused as he was on private land, so he wouldn't let them near it. Customs guys basically staked out his car after a while so he called up one of his tractors with a low loader and winched it up and drove off with it on the back, no proof he used in on a public highway.
Cornish
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Interesting follow up to this, at Hatherleigh market ( a livestock market, not the chavvie thing you townies get on Sundays!) VOSA ****s were there in their gay Shogun outside the gates pulling livestock transporters and dipping their tanks. Plod was helping. Guess their a bit inadequate on their own.
Nearly had a riot, never knew Devon/ Cornish farmers could be so argumentative!
**** my pants, the Disco is clean, but the Shogun is twenty four seven on red.....
Nearly had a riot, never knew Devon/ Cornish farmers could be so argumentative!
**** my pants, the Disco is clean, but the Shogun is twenty four seven on red.....
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Yeah we knew what you meant. Only trouble is: your diesel glows in the dark after that 
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i find a bottle of red wine in every tankfull clears it out
Gareth Coe
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The wine or the derv?
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death660 said:
I take it you mean the air filter part of the suit?
We had a truck of Diesel, half Red and half road fuel.
The road was for the police, so we filled their tank with red and we took the white, stupid ****s were rolling about on red and didn't have a clue.
Jeeps are better
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Use cat litter to filter out the dye. The best stuff is called Sanicat, it's full of activated charcoal.
You'll find it come out so clear it looks like pariffin so add a couple of litres of derv to each batch to give it a green tinge.
Use 4" sewer pipe in a 'V' config using a 'Y' bend. Cut one pipe shorter than the other by about a foot. Fill the pipe with the cat litter. Then trickle the red into the high side. It will eventuall perculate through the litter and over flow out of the lower side clear.
Obviously use your initive to refine the setup. You should be fit to filter about 25 gall a day.
Should be enough to keep your pussy landrovers going.
If you get stuck and need a tow ... give me a shout.
You'll find it come out so clear it looks like pariffin so add a couple of litres of derv to each batch to give it a green tinge.
Use 4" sewer pipe in a 'V' config using a 'Y' bend. Cut one pipe shorter than the other by about a foot. Fill the pipe with the cat litter. Then trickle the red into the high side. It will eventuall perculate through the litter and over flow out of the lower side clear.
Obviously use your initive to refine the setup. You should be fit to filter about 25 gall a day.
Should be enough to keep your pussy landrovers going.
If you get stuck and need a tow ... give me a shout.
Adz
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Wow - what a great idea! Say, can you help me set mine up? Whereabouts are you and what's your reg number?Use cat litter to filter out the dye. The best stuff is called Sanicat, it's full of activated charcoal.
You'll find it come out so clear it looks like pariffin so add a couple of litres of derv to each batch to give it a green tinge.
Use 4" sewer pipe in a 'V' config using a 'Y' bend. Cut one pipe shorter than the other by about a foot. Fill the pipe with the cat litter. Then trickle the red into the high side. It will eventuall perculate through the litter and over flow out of the lower side clear.
Obviously use your initive to refine the setup. You should be fit to filter about 25 gall a day.
Should be enough to keep your pussy landrovers going.
If you get stuck and need a tow ... give me a shout.
can I ask you one question..... if your worried about bein busted why buy the fooker.
Use cat litter to filter out the dye. The best stuff is called Sanicat, it's full of activated charcoal.
You'll find it come out so clear it looks like pariffin so add a couple of litres of derv to each batch to give it a green tinge.
Use 4" sewer pipe in a 'V' config using a 'Y' bend. Cut one pipe shorter than the other by about a foot. Fill the pipe with the cat litter. Then trickle the red into the high side. It will eventuall perculate through the litter and over flow out of the lower side clear.
Obviously use your initive to refine the setup. You should be fit to filter about 25 gall a day.
Should be enough to keep your pussy landrovers going.
If you get stuck and need a tow ... give me a shout.
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Use cat litter to filter out the dye. The best stuff is called Sanicat, it's full of activated charcoal.
You'll find it come out so clear it looks like pariffin so add a couple of litres of derv to each batch to give it a green tinge.
Use 4" sewer pipe in a 'V' config using a 'Y' bend. Cut one pipe shorter than the other by about a foot. Fill the pipe with the cat litter. Then trickle the red into the high side. It will eventuall perculate through the litter and over flow out of the lower side clear.
Obviously use your initive to refine the setup. You should be fit to filter about 25 gall a day.
Should be enough to keep your pussy landrovers going.
If you get stuck and need a tow ... give me a shout.
Ere Mr Storm sir, your not missing anybody from work are you
I've checked and he's not one of mine.
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and todays winner of the "resurrect an old thread" is....
