Ratty's missus says hello

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

Hi, I'm Ratty's missus (or bitch depending on which of us you speak to) and new to the site. Already met a few of you on here, RobinT, BoomerV8 and the Mad Hat Man, just thought I'd say a big hello to everyone else out there in the legendary landyzone

Trewey · May 19, 2008

ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

Working on it

I'm only a newbie give us a chance

Trewey · May 19, 2008

preferably topless.

Grippa · May 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
preferably topless.

FFS Tinny, she's already pulled Daft orf..............er, I mean out!

The Mad Hat Man · May 19, 2008

hmmmm! - i tell ya wot - i wud rather be a passenger in her motor than yours!

the voo is decidedly betterer (and fewer tattoos)

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

Right here we go then - you may be blinded by the orange colour scheme but don't blame me

The Mad Hat Man · May 19, 2008

ere thats not on - theres sum of yu on salisbury driving that beast

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
preferably topless.

FFS can't you see it's a hard top not a soft top

Trewey · May 19, 2008

Ratty's Missus said:
FFS can't you see it's a hard top not a soft top

hard is better than soft - so long as they're natural.

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

The Mad Hat Man said:
ere thats not on - theres sum of yu on salisbury driving that beast

Are you referring to Ratty or the landy?

I's working on it but all this newfangled stuff's a bit much for me

robint · May 19, 2008

ere mrs ratty what does mr ratty think of you chatting all these blokes up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ratty · May 19, 2008

Ratty's Missus said:
Are you referring to Ratty or the landy?

I's working on it but all this newfangled stuff's a bit much for me

You've said ello now fook orf back to the sink. The washin up aint gonna do itself.

Sirus · May 19, 2008

Mr Ratty cant wait for the boys to be lured in..

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
hard is better than soft - so long as they're natural.

all natural, with a bit of salisbury mud thrown in

The Mad Hat Man · May 19, 2008

ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked yo nadgers?

ratty · May 19, 2008

Sirus said:
Mr Ratty cant wait for the boys to be lured in..

Do I look like yella???

Sirus · May 19, 2008

The Mad Hat Man said:
ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked my nadgers?

erm see told yer

ratty · May 19, 2008

The Mad Hat Man said:
ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked yo nadgers?

Yep but she'll rip the computer leads out before she gets to me.

Anyway I am meant to be at work at the mo so I can run out the house quick if she gets the rolling pin out.

Ratty's Missus · May 19, 2008

robint said:
ere mrs ratty what does mr ratty think of you chatting all these blokes up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

methinks he's secretly enjoying it - has one of those weird expressions on his face right now - I'll be chained back up in a sec mind, soon as he wants a cuppa

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