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Ratty's Missus
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ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked yo nadgers?
didn't he tell you I've got nadgers too (only joking honest)
Right here we go then - you may be blinded by the orange colour scheme but don't blame me
looks like a big traffic cone wif wheels, can yer make good buns.
I think we need more wimun on err they are more diplomatic, we just post ****e wifout thinkin, un they can keep us in tow
ratty
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methinks he's secretly enjoying it - has one of those weird expressions on his face right now - I'll be chained back up in a sec mind, soon as he wants a cuppa
silent snigger
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Have you ever felt a rolling pin landing on yer head?
There is keeping in check and flippin abuse. It aint even a fine line. Keep us in tow.......whatever next.
Ratty's Missus
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I may have good buns but can't make em to save my life (as Ratty will confirm).
I like the sound of keeping you men in tow, hmmm liking the image
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maybe not - but the coos fancied yu
Twas like night of the zombies wannit. You sure it want tuftee they wuz followin? Tuftee could look a bit like a cow if you wuz short sighted. They could've been in love.
I may have good buns but can't make em to save my life (as Ratty will confirm).
I like the sound of keeping you men in tow, hmmm liking the image
Yep sirus yer days ur numbered mate, whips, susses un the levher gear win every time. Post un unothorized fred un Ratty's missus, is gona disaplun yer.
But after wurds yer not gona get the compulsury tee un buns during the recovury period coz she's crap wif the buns, maybee a T bici tho.
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I'll sell yer some.
Have you ever felt a rolling pin landing on yer head?
Looks like yer wuman is out of the kitchun now mate, next week yer be banned from goin out coz shees goin off roadin wiv the girls, un yur watchun the kids and dun the shopun. See if yer can make some buns, I like buns sos ah do. yummy yummy.
Bet shes gona change the colour of yer vehucle, from traffic cone orunge to pokadot pink. It's a conspuricy yer doomed, bufore ye know it thur will be pink landies everywhere.
Fook the landiezone it's gona be girlyzone soon.
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I have a secret weapon up my sleave. Womens is incapable of refueling vehicles. I fill em up and they comes back empty. Until I fill em back up they don't move. All I gotta do is disconnect the fuel guage so it looks empty and she wont use it.
I have a secret weapon up my sleave. Womens is incapable of refueling vehicles. I fill em up and they comes back empty. Until I fill em back up they don't move. All I gotta do is disconnect the fuel guage so it looks empty and she wont use it.
Ah but there's where yer wrong, they are much more cunning than that, sheel fill it wif petrol deelibarootly. oops, sorry honey!! heh heh heh.
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