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treestump

treestump

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Finally sold Defender, now got a real offroader, doesn't drink fuel, doesn't break down, doesnt get stuck in mud, doesn't cause global warming, don't have to dress like a lumberjack to drive it, no longer have as much chance as pulling a bird as a spotty teenager at a star trek conference. C'mon guys follow my lead buy a toyota (pictures to follow) you know you want to

Cheers

Stumpy
 
Is it a Starlet....cos u obviously didnt use the defender properly..stick to the tarmac, keep your eyes on the petrol guage, with your fat eco-friendly woman beside you telling you to wear sensible slip on shoes....oh, did i forget, you are a cock.
 
Better a cock than a lonely sad, bearded bloke who can only prove his manhood with a large offroader,, what next a pitbull????
 
Come on...dazzle me again with your wisdom....is cornwall now in belgium...by the way..love to see that translation..maske kan jeg hjaelpe dig..du er en pik..en lille en, men en pik trods alt..
 
treestump said:
Me a cock, I am not the one driving round in what looks like Postman Pat's van!
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So...you had a defender and didnt like it..fair enough...why do you feel the need to stay on a landy forum and slag them off? We didnt make them..we drive them..but you had a 'postman pat' van too...get over it...enjoy your toyota and leave the real 4x4 to people who can handle them...pussy.
 
storm99 said:
Is it a Starlet....cos u obviously didnt use the defender properly..stick to the tarmac, keep your eyes on the petrol guage, with your fat eco-friendly woman beside you telling you to wear sensible slip on shoes....oh, did i forget, you are a cock.
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well said my friend :D
 
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