snigger
last time i got pulled i was towing a scrap caravan id bought it was 2" thick in green slime moss and weeds growing out the roof
first thing i did when the officer came to the car window was put on a thick pikey accent and state
oim sorry bout de caravan miste but i missed the fekkin ferry on the way bach !!!
thank fook he wasnt on the traffic side as he fell over laughing he ended up letting me go after a few questions just told me to take the shortest route home and dont let him see it being towed in that state again