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LiftedFreelander · Jan 16, 2008

yella said:
ffs not only a septic, but an inbred redneck as well, no wonder yer like yer gaylander, its probaly a luxury to the old pick up yer used to

you're right, i do have an old pick up, I like it, it's fast too

1971 Ford F100

If I want luxury, I'll drive my mom's Jag XJR

Unless you happen to know for a fact that my parents were related then maybe you should keep those comments to yourself.

Just cause I'm from Texas I like how that makes me a redneck.

Last time I checked this was a Land Rover site and guess what, i've got a Land Rover.

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/members/yella.html

I'm just glad I don't beat children and my Land Rover is leak free. That means my Freelander is your dream Land Rover.
So from now on, you should not worry about me having a FREElander and living in Texas.

That's funny.

yella · Jan 16, 2008

you keep tellin yer sen that jed you might convince yer sen one day

LiftedFreelander · Jan 16, 2008

Man you're calling me backwards and I can't even read what you type.

Say it in English por favor

yella · Jan 16, 2008

i think you'll find it is in english and not in american

LiftedFreelander · Jan 16, 2008

dude seriously, i don't know what it means.

It needs a caption like on Austin Powers

yella · Jan 16, 2008

so yer sayin yer dint understand english then??

BOOMER · Jan 16, 2008

LiftedFreelander said:
dude seriously, i don't know what it means.

It needs a caption like on Austin Powers

YEAH BABY! NICE SHAGUAR!!

Now I thought all inbreds were further east, like Alabama, Arkansas..... or Lincolnshire.

Nothing wrong with redneck yanks.

yella · Jan 16, 2008

BoomerV8 said:
Nothing wrong with redneck yanks.

aye true enough, ive sin sum o their sisters an i'd shag em as well

LiftedFreelander · Jan 16, 2008

BoomerV8 said:
YEAH BABY! NICE SHAGUAR!!

Now I thought all inbreds were further east, like Alabama, Arkansas..... or Lincolnshire.
Nothing wrong with redneck yanks.

Thank God I'm far enough west.

I don't understand what you're saying because they are not words.

BOOMER · Jan 16, 2008

yella said:
aye true enough, ive sin sum o their sisters an i'd shag em as well

With or without the beergoggles Yella?
Trouble with the US beer is that its so weak you got to drink LOADS to feel any effect and to make an ugly woman look anywhere near remotely pretty.....

yella · Jan 16, 2008

aye well they had ter mek the ale weak so they could all bragg about how much they had drunk,

yella · Jan 16, 2008

LiftedFreelander said:
I don't understand what you're saying because they are not words.

yeah ffs boomer use proper werds like "tire, fender, trunk, and hood "

ffs how dyer expect our merkin cusin from across the pond ter unnerstand yer

BOOMER · Jan 16, 2008

LiftedFreelander said:
Thank God I'm far enough west.

I don't understand what you're saying because they are not words.

Which words do you not understand?
Over time you will learn a whole new batch of words on this site.
Nothing too rude mind or the mods will be after you.

bustersbus · Jan 16, 2008

howdy Tex

Got a question for ye... when I was last over in the states and in a bar, I noticed sum guys puttin' pepper in their beers.... is this a normal kinda thing over there?

yella · Jan 16, 2008

aye it meks em a bit stronger

bustersbus · Jan 16, 2008

yella said:
aye it meks em a bit stronger

LiftedFreelander · Jan 16, 2008

I've seen it done but I don't drink very often

I'm not sure what it does because I usually drink Whiskey or Vodka or Tequila when I drink.

yella · Jan 16, 2008

irish then??????

BOOMER · Jan 16, 2008

LiftedFreelander said:
I've seen it done but I don't drink very often

I'm not sure what it does because I usually drink Whiskey or Vodka or Tequila when I drink.

You cant expect us to believe that sour mash crap is really whiskey, do you???

yella · Jan 16, 2008

they even named it after a biscuit

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