In honor of the discovery of the King of Car Parks this message will be delivered in olde English:
Hail, ande well met thou bolde owner of the beaste we call "Freelander." Thou mayest wish to patronise ye olde Freelander sectionne with thine unearthly radiance, lest thou remainest here and be relentlessly taunted by yon tratterers who hath ne'er been a Lord in the Kingdomme of Freelander. They offerest sage councel on moste occasione, and accepting that thou dons'st thine cloak of fineste Rhino-hide, thou whilt prosper here. Hark! Hath ye olde transmissione been attended to? Give close considerationne to it, lest thou becomest stuck in the bitter drifts of white winter.
Ok I'm running out of ideas. Welcome, see you around
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