Monster Raving Loonies

Anybody seen this in the Official Monster Raving Looney Party
Manifesto.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road,
therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in
them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be
wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

Shame, and I was going to vote for them on the 5th

nick.moog

[email protected] wrote:

> Anybody seen this in the Official Monster Raving Looney Party
> Manifesto.
>
> 4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road,
> therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in
> them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be
> wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.
>
> Shame, and I was going to vote for them on the 5th
>

It's still better than "will be taxed/levied/charged off the road and made
useless for any offroading uses while we simultaneously outlaw any
vehicular sport offroad", isn't it?

P.

Paul S. Brown wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
>
> > Anybody seen this in the Official Monster Raving Looney Party
> > Manifesto.
> >
> > 4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road,
> > therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in
> > them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be
> > wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.
> >
> > Shame, and I was going to vote for them on the 5th
> >
>
> It's still better than "will be taxed/levied/charged off the road and
made
> useless for any offroading uses while we simultaneously outlaw any
> vehicular sport offroad", isn't it?
>
> P.

Dammit if I'd known that was in their manifesto, they would have got my
vote! Maybe with an extra clause that all BMW X5 owners be sent on a
mandatory brain scan just to make sure there really is one in there.

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> Dammit if I'd known that was in their manifesto, they would have got my
> vote! Maybe with an extra clause that all BMW X5 owners be sent on a
> mandatory brain scan just to make sure there really is one in there.

Should X3 owners get the same treatment - or do you think the result so
obvious as not to be worth the effort?

Cheers
Andrew Kay

I'm not sure, I thought X3s were just X5s only further away so less of
a threat!