yella
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just incase any of you are worried that slob is missing, he has gone on a caming expedition with his kids so he won't be on fer a few days 
missing slob
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discomania
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Now you tell me... I have send special agents in to look for him!
clivees
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I assumed that he was "Missing presumed Fed"
Wesley Pegden
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I think it should be Joe Public that should be worried if our dear old Slob is missing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.yella disco said:just incase any of you are worried that slob is missing, he has gone on a caming expedition with his kids so he won't be on fer a few days
Regards WP.
Fred Iyaka
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Slobs got kids - well there is a surprise. Should he now be called Softy?
yella
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why is it such a surprise, even rab c nesbitt has kids
GRUNT
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Yeah but Rab C Nesbit isn't real. Is he?
Is Slob real?
Am I real?
Is Yella Real?
What is a figment of the imagination. Can someone explain, please help, please.
Is Slob real?
Am I real?
Is Yella Real?
What is a figment of the imagination. Can someone explain, please help, please.
GRUNT
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Paaaaaahjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Come home from Pub. Expect a bit of a natter with Slob. Only to find he's of on a jolly, Pah wot's the world coming to.
Pahhhhhhhhhhhh
Come home from Pub. Expect a bit of a natter with Slob. Only to find he's of on a jolly, Pah wot's the world coming to.
Pahhhhhhhhhhhh
GRUNT
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Right then so I'm talking to myself, at this time of night I like a bit of poetry. Ok then sod off if you don't like it there's only Yockman an' me up.
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theres and blaming it on you.
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you. But make allowance for their doubting you.
If you can wait and not be tired of waiting, or be lied about, don't deal in lies. or being hated, Don't give way to hating. And don't llook good, nor talk to wise.
If you can dream and not make dreams your master.
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim.
If you can meeet with triumph and disaster and not treet those to imposters the same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you#'ve spoken twisted by knaves y=to make a trap for fools . or atch
I thick ive had too mucj yp drink .
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theres and blaming it on you.
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you. But make allowance for their doubting you.
If you can wait and not be tired of waiting, or be lied about, don't deal in lies. or being hated, Don't give way to hating. And don't llook good, nor talk to wise.
If you can dream and not make dreams your master.
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim.
If you can meeet with triumph and disaster and not treet those to imposters the same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you#'ve spoken twisted by knaves y=to make a trap for fools . or atch
I thick ive had too mucj yp drink .
slob
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the first time i saw you,
you was standing in the hall
you said you knew everything
but i knew you knew **** all
hi folks !!am back
you was standing in the hall
you said you knew everything
but i knew you knew **** all
hi folks !!am back
yella
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yay, welcome back ol' buddy, how was the holiday
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slob said:
Welcome back, Snot - we mist ya!
discomania
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Welcome home... eh.. not a lot happened when you were away, I tried to get some fuel for france, someone advertised a viagra site!
slob
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viagra???don't they think owning a landrover is hard enough?
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slob said:
yu not comin round to my way of thinkin' r u, Snot?
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dunno wots yer way of thunking?
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slob said:
bit tortious usually...
lr v6 = pile o ****e
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i prefer turtles meself
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slob said:
with white pudding?
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nah!!!! haggis
