ming
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we carnt stop smokin round ere . . . .fact is we are normally ont fire [gits er bit rough] when the tratter boys cum in . . . . .
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Pikey
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Sod the MUTT get the firking alien. and after you've sodded the mutt then we can shoot it.
ming
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ere we phookin go agin. . . .arf er red eye un they fink its the wild west behave yer ****s. . .OTHERWISE YOULL BE WAKING MRS MING . . .un yer dunt wunna upset er. . . .
Pikey
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ere we phookin go agin. . . .arf er red eye un they fink its the wild west behave yer ****s. . .OTHERWISE YOULL BE WAKING MRS MING . . .un yer dunt wunna upset er. . . .
Sssshhh yu keep em cornered I'll go get me Crossbow and a axe. quietly does it.
Geodark
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Does it always get this rough? or is this a quiet night ;-)
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duz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
Geodark
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duz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
Not sure - it was either that or me missus - has the mutt got a scottish accent?
ming
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oy. . . .eeze well behaved, un eze jist er pup . . . .un eeze er furra bred. . . .[i luv sayin thet] ok red eye on the hooseduz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
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vzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt BANG!
ming
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i fink its just started to be redecorated agin
ming
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WOTS THET FECKIN ROW INT BAR . . .SHUT IT!!!!GULP. . . .thets mrs ming jist bin woken. . . .er nuffin ma little poppy flower ,jest floppy bein imself anorl [dobs im in] . . .tell the twot ta be quiete , or else!!!!. . .ok sweety pie
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(quietly) ho ho ho who got stuck and had to be rescued by a tratta? hee hee
slob
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hey daft! what do you mean" jist cos ee's selling seafood behind bar dunt mean mrs ming has crabs again"?
ming
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jist shut it flops. . . .
Pikey
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jist shut it flops. . . .
Fooking **** he is int he MING TELLING EVERYONE YA HAD TO BE PULLED OUT BY A TRATTA!!! some people jis cant keep a secret.
ming
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it dunt boffer me. . . .the bastid!!!!!!
bustersbus
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AHEM, Ony chance of a pint? Puleeze
ming
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titter. . . . .you finks this is er real pub?. . .well it tiss //////wot yer went. . .AHEM, Ony chance of a pint? Puleeze