Grippa
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Ah int drinking in no fkn wine bar. Ah jest came in t'**** in the bar snax. 
Anyway, oi, Daft, you stalking me?
Anyway, oi, Daft, you stalking me?
Mings trendy wine bar
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yu shd be so lucky - naw! - i was just settling down to my Stinger and yu go sailing past
thort i wud sprise ya
thort i wud sprise ya
Grippa
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yu shd be so lucky - naw! - i was just settling down to my Stinger and yu go sailing past
thort i wud sprise ya
I fkn dint, ah wuz in Camberley FFS!
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ooooo - wunda who was drivin ya mota then?
Grippa
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FFS Heidi, me mota wuz in Camberley too!
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Aloosinating he is, daft ol' cripple!
Trewey
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or it were yur doppleganger?
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E not been on dem majic mushrooooooms as e ?
Grippa
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Nah, bit rich fer him. Eed' be up all night.
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i ad a good tutor
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ming
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pint er gravy un er biccy fer dunkin . . . .pleeze barstewared . . . .why's yer all lookin at me all funny like. . . .i dunt smell un i change ma thunders once er month or three skidders what ever comes first .same as anyone . . . . . .
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its coz ya got a pair of red knickers hangin oot of ya trews, Minge.
go-on tell us
go-on tell us
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oh. . . . .them, thems ,,,,,,er mrs mings red thongs wiff thermal heating [the in fing int zog] i'm jist gonna test um . . . .cough ,to make sure they is safe. . . . .its coz ya got a pair of red knickers hangin oot of ya trews, Minge.
go-on tell us
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Them there knickers are gonna floss between yer butt cheeks.
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is that the voice of experience?
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Fraid so. I jist stick ter bloomers under me ovvies now. Fer comfort.
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Or if i'm goin out somewhere posh, i mite put me apple catchers on.
Trewey
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"passion killers" eh?
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no wunda ya bum looks big - if yu got a cupple of loaves down there