Mings Army

ming · Mar 24, 2009

Reet yous lot ,i'm lookin fer recruits fer protecting the Gaylander bit against attack from undesirables like , the Tratter Boys un Slitty's. . . . .so sign up we need recruits ASAP so i thought this wood be the best place fer twaining un fings . . . . . .wot do you think ?

Optimus Prime · Mar 24, 2009

ow do ming. at your service sir. don't seem to have many takers yet...

ming · Mar 24, 2009

Optimus Prime said:
ow do ming. at your service sir. don't seem to have many takers yet...

noo i culd rely on yerself Optimus. . . . . . . . . . . .they will come wen the tratter boys wet thur doors

Pikey · Mar 24, 2009

Sorry I'm late was busy sticking me door back on.. Whistles nonchalantly

Optimus Prime · Mar 24, 2009

standby to repel tratters.

red you old dog. while I'm sticking me doors back on, your syfon siph syph (bollocks) nicking me diesel.

ming · Mar 24, 2009

redhand said:
Sorry I'm late was busy sticking me door back on.. Whistles nonchalantly

beat yer too it

Pikey · Mar 24, 2009

Optimus Prime said:
standby to repel tratters

Where?? whassup?? capt mainwaring sir Sir!! the huns coming Capt

ming · Mar 24, 2009

redhand said:
Where?? whassup?? capt mainwaring sir Sir!! the huns coming Capt

wot eh!!!. . . . they dunt like it up em. . . .

Pikey · Mar 24, 2009

ming said:
wot eh!!!. . . . they dunt like it up em. . . .

Not freelander owners then cos they love it up em :hysterically_laughi

The Mad Hat Man · Mar 24, 2009

ello Ming yu old bugger - yu just come back from frogland?

ming · Mar 24, 2009

The Mad Hat Man said:
ello Ming yu old bugger - yu just come back from frogland?

no. . . . . .Zog

mad mechanic · Mar 24, 2009

if that lovely minger daughter of yours is coming along i may just consider it..

ming · Mar 24, 2009

mad mechanic said:
if that lovely minger daughter of yours is coming along i may just consider it..

Bromide int tea fer thet recruit. . . . . .fall in line laddie ,un take that silly smirk orft yer face

ming · Mar 24, 2009

ANNOUNCMINT!!!!!. . . . .We will meet up ever tuesday fer twaining un in depth defending orft the Gaylander bit ,all recruits must swear an aliegence to thur Gaylanders un be willing to defend wiff thur lives. . . . .we will also have disscusions like ,how ta stop yer doors falling orft , best cream fer yer leffer bits un best baby oil fer yer rear bit. . . . . . . . . .any recruit that diss obays our strict laws will face torcher by Mrs Ming. . . . . . . .FALL OUT!!!! Oh un see you next tuesday

goonarmy · Mar 24, 2009

army of three?Well lucky thems gaylanders dont need much defending cos they are so good.And the doors dont always fall off when the get wet.They only fall off the first time if yer cant be bothered to put em back on!

doobreydog · Mar 24, 2009

****ry shillings????:doh:

Mark2 · Mar 24, 2009

Covering the right flank in case of a pincer movement

:violent:

touch me doors and, I'll rip yer gizzards out

ming · Mar 24, 2009

Mark2 said:
Covering the right flank in case of a pincer movement

:violent:

touch me doors and, I'll rip yer gizzards out

Good move Mark [stand easy] yer recruited. . . . . .

Sirus · Mar 24, 2009

Can I join???

I'll bring me own matches

ming · Mar 24, 2009

Sirus said:
Can I join???

I'll bring me own matches

um sorry no Pikeys. . . . .

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