neilly
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Well the reason they use the word 'Kinetic' is because it's the Fashionable thing at the moment, so their rope will show up in searches for Kinetic,
Personally I prefer "Frenetic assistance", that's when you run around like a headless chicken because the Ebay cheap Chinese rope has stretched , snapped and decapitated the pedigree black labrador a passer-by was walking, your eight year old daughter is screaming about the dog, the passer-by's husband is threatening you with all sorts of mayhem, the community support officer arrives on his bicycle and gets assaulted for trying to calm the Dog walkers down, you frantically trying to slip mud ladders under the back of the car while the daughter still raises merry hell. Finally you free the vehicle and escape, seeing flashing blue lights approaching the area in your rear view mirror, thank god the mud hid your plates. Your Daughter is now just curled into a ball and sobbing in the back, Now onto Amazon to buy another cheap rope and you and your eight year old are ready for next Sunday's green-laning, perhaps in a different county..............
Oh and you can always put Bicycle inner tubes over the rope to help protect it from mud etc
Were you there????
Cheers