Justice for all !!!.....................

wammers · Nov 30, 2010

Datatek said:
Why?

She did more to closdown British industry than anyone in living memory, squandered 250 years worth of north sea domestic gas supply generating electricity when we sit on 400 years worth of coal, started the i'm all right f*ck you society and started a war to get re-elected. That's reason enough.

fett · Nov 30, 2010

:hysterically_laughi

Datatek · Nov 30, 2010

wammers said:
She did more to closdown British industry than anyone in living memory, squandered 250 years worth of north sea domestic gas supply generating electricity when we sit on 400 years worth of coal, started the i'm all right f*ck you society and started a war to get re-elected. That's reason enough.

Stopped the unions running the coutry to ruin, Scargills miners, London dockers, Red Robbo at BL et al.
The UK was known as the sick man of Europe pre Thatcher with huge national debt, post Thatcher, what had not been destroyed by restrictive practices did quite well and the national debt was lower than it had been since before WW2. Sure she also did a lot wrong too, but compared to OESI she was pretty good. OH and it was the unions with their Marxist leaders that started f*ck you I'm all right, corpses piling up, rubbish on the streets over ludicrous demands all helped by hopelessly weak management.
You are entitled to you opinions and your blinkers.

fett · Nov 30, 2010

as immigration minister i must say they are as bad as each other in differnt ways. but the labour fook up is freshest in my memory so they got shot first

the hooded claw · Nov 30, 2010

STOP!!!!! as "acting" President (in Storm 99'ss absence) I must ask Ministers to CEASE & DESIST arguing between them selves...

It is the start of "the road to ruin" ..next thing we'll be making "government" decisions & NOT voting fer em ....(Like poor old Vincey boy Cable)

wammers · Nov 30, 2010

Datatek said:
Stopped the unions running the coutry to ruin, Scargills miners, London dockers, Red Robbo at BL et al.
The UK was known as the sick man of Europe pre Thatcher with huge national debt, post Thatcher, what had not been destroyed by restrictive practices did quite well and the national debt was lower than it had been since before WW2. Sure she also did a lot wrong too, but compared to OESI she was pretty good. OH and it was the unions with their Marxist leaders that started f*ck you I'm all right, corpses piling up, rubbish on the streets over ludicrous demands all helped by hopelessly weak management.
You are entitled to you opinions and your blinkers.

Yes she did do some good and for the things she did wrong she should be on the list. She deserves to be there for instigating the Falklands war alone. When your intelligence serivces tell you there is a chance of invasion months in advance, you send a ship to put Marines on every bit of rock sticking up out of the sea. Then order all naval forces to withdraw you are inviting invasion. She invited the Argies in then took the credit for throwing them out. Wasting lives for no reason. That is why she should be on the list. A dispicable act. Mind you Blair was no different with the WMD. Maybe he should be on the list aswell.

wammers · Nov 30, 2010

the hooded claw said:
STOP!!!!! as "acting" President (in Storm 99'ss absence) I must ask Ministers to CEASE & DESIST arguing between them selves...

It is the start of "the road to ruin" ..next thing we'll be making "government" decisions & NOT voting fer em ....(Like poor old Vincey boy Cable)

What about the expenses forms? I have a claim for six duck eggs (fertilised) 75p. I will of course need a duckpond £30,000.00 when they hatch.

fett · Nov 30, 2010

the hooded claw said:
STOP!!!!! as "acting" President (in Storm 99'ss absence) I must ask Ministers to CEASE & DESIST arguing between them selves...

It is the start of "the road to ruin" ..next thing we'll be making "government" decisions & NOT voting fer em ....(Like poor old Vincey boy Cable)

Sorry I though it was PMQ's

the hooded claw · Nov 30, 2010

Having Consulted Sean (our Banking Ombudsman) I can confirm your expense form for your Duckeggs has been approved (Less "YOKE TAX" of 74p) .....

Your subsequent claim for a Duckpond (Costing £30.000.00) has also been approved However Tax must be paid on the water content (Of said Duckpond) to the value of £29,999.99.......

Therefore please look out for a cheque (Being dispatched as we speak) from Lindisfarne Banking Trust of your Full Expense claim MINUS THE TAX due & payable

The amount of this cheque will be 2p (as outlined in my calculations above...)

Sincerely yours THC

( Ministerial Position, Witchfinder General)

wammers · Nov 30, 2010

the hooded claw said:
Having Consulted Sean (our Banking Ombudsman) I can confirm your expense form for your Duckeggs has been approved (Less "YOKE TAX" of 74p) .....

Your subsequent claim for a Duckpond (Costing £30.000.00) has also been approved However Tax must be paid on the water content (Of said Duckpond) to the value of £29,999.99.......

Therefore please look out for a cheque (Being dispatched as we speak) from Lindisfarne Banking Trust of your Full Expense claim MINUS THE TAX due & payable

The amount of this cheque will be 2p (as outlined in my calculations above...)

Sincerely yours THC

( Ministerial Position, Witchfinder General)

I thank you for your urgent and generous attention. Your as bloody daft as i am. (nearly)

storm99 · Nov 30, 2010

Well..i nip off for a game of trouser golf with Danni minogue and the place goes tits up...stop bickering or i'll put a tax on cider.

the hooded claw · Nov 30, 2010

Your Eminance!!! You have returned ...............I respectfully transfer the keys of the Kingdom back to yourself

Sire!!!!!

fett · Nov 30, 2010

can we please remove any tax on beer

storm99 · Nov 30, 2010

By Royal Decree.

It is forbidden to name the T woman, the B men or the Yorkshire Terrier...

Under punishment of being returned to the former Slave colony master and working as a social worker in Lambeth.

storm99 · Nov 30, 2010

There is and never shall be, a tax on beer...it must be served by comely wenches of low morals and large fog lights.

This is my word.

fett · Nov 30, 2010

storm99 said:
There is and never shall be, a tax on beer...it must be served by comely wenches of low morals and large fog lights.

This is my word.

Yes and skimpy clothing

storm99 · Nov 30, 2010

Why is all this cobblers in the range rover section? Where's the Home Office Minister?

sandyt · Nov 30, 2010

Just recovering from a serious fainting bout brought on by the thought of a tax on cider

sandyt · Nov 30, 2010

Does the immigration minister have any provision for shipping in a few serfs

the hooded claw · Nov 30, 2010

sandyt said:
Does the immigration minister have any provision for shipping in a few serfs

As my right Honourable friend the Immigration Minister is busy right now "Vetting" Slave women..

I would comment that as far as I am aware he has no intention of shipping in Serfs However he is (As stated) Vetting Slave Women at this time.

An Official announcement will be made to Ministers shortly..

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